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[apriori]

Who: Crazy Ginger feat. u
When: Day 93, night
Where: The halls anywhere in HQ
What: Inappropriate things nailed to doors.

[WELP, someone was a little fed up with the incessant yapping things, among other grievances. So he might have killed a few of them. And he might have gutted them and cut them up. And he might be nailing bits of one to your door, or to the hallway wall near your door.]

Comments

[didnteventry]

[sleep is still way difficult so he's totally up

what are you doing Shirou seriously.]

...Shirou.

[apriori]

[YES THIS BIT OF YAP WOULD LOOK GOOD HERE, LET'S HAMMER IT INTO PLACE]

What?

[didnteventry]

My door is not a collection bin for dead shit. Stop leaving stuff here.

[aporetic]

[ OPEN DOOR.






SHUT DOOR. ]

[apriori]

[MOOD MODERATELY IMPROVED!]

Kirei!

[aporetic]

[ NO THIS DOOR IS SHUT ]

[luxuresombre]

[Gonna be staring blankly at you because WHAT ARE YOU DOING.]

[apriori]

Would you like to help?

[luxuresombre]

I wasn't fond of the things myself, but I'm not sure I want them nailed to my door. They might smell.

[cicatrici]

[WOW UM XANXUS IS TRYING TO SLEEP WHAT ARE YOU DOING???

Shirou might hear loud thumping footsteps before Xanxus's door slams open, I hope you weren't standing too close.]

What the hell is that noise!?

[apriori]

A hammer.

[waves it in Xanxus's direction. There's a yappy-thing leg in his other hand]

[cicatrici]

[Looks at hammer. Looks at dead dog bits. Looks at doors. Looks back at Shirou.

You are honestly one of the strangest people he's ever met.]

Why are you doing this.

[didnteventry]

[ rubbing face sleepily ]

That's just Shirou for you.

[canihavesome]

[neat] Can I keep these?

[apriori]

Yeah, sure, all yours.

[moonineclipse]

[opening the door]

Somehow I think animal offal doesn't go with the glitter paint.

[apriori]

[Oh, hi there! :DDD]

You can clean it off later.

[crowdependency]

What are you doing to my door?

[apriori]

Decorating.

[once_bitten]

[ someone is pulling down the guts, her arms already full of doggybits ]

[once_bitten]

[ p . . . pulling a head off a nail, and cradling it carefully ]


Who . . . who!?

[apriori]

[Gosh, someone looks pretty upset by this. We'll handle this with maturity and sensitivity.]

They were really annoying, you know.

[clocked_out]

What the fuck is wrong with you, dude?

[apriori]

What, you don't think they're annoying?

[killedyuu]

.... It's nice that someone finally killed the little monsters, but why are you putting it on that door?