(no subject)

[apriori]

Who: Crazy Ginger feat. u
When: Day 93, night
Where: The halls anywhere in HQ
What: Inappropriate things nailed to doors.

[WELP, someone was a little fed up with the incessant yapping things, among other grievances. So he might have killed a few of them. And he might have gutted them and cut them up. And he might be nailing bits of one to your door, or to the hallway wall near your door.]

Comments

[didnteventry]

[ rubbing face sleepily ]

That's just Shirou for you.

[cicatrici]

[Oh hey it's captain sad sack.]

You say that as if it makes it any more acceptable.

[Which it does not. Just less surprising.]

[didnteventry]

It just means it's normal for him.

[cicatrici]

Why, though.

[EXPLAIN IMMEDIATELY.]

[didnteventry]

Because he was raised by a psycho.

[cicatrici]

[Xanxus seems unperturbed by this news.]

... I suppose that would be his father then.

[Being a church assassin and all.]

[didnteventry]

Sort of yeah. He's adopted.

[cicatrici]

[... Oh. This sort of stirs up a little bubbling of rage in Xanxus and it shows in a sudden fierce glower on his face.]

Does he know that?

[didnteventry]

Yeah, why?

[cicatrici]

... No reason.

[YOU JUST REMINDED HIM OF SOMEONE HE REALLY HATES, IS ALL....]

You seem to know him pretty well.

[didnteventry]

I babysat him for seven years.

I just realised I don't think Xanxus actually knows Byakuya's name

[cicatrici]

That must have been fun.

[LAUGHING INWARDLY AT THE PROSPECT, WHY IS LIFE SO AWFUL TO YOU, BYAKUYA?]

nope... he sure doesn't

[didnteventry]

Oh yeah it was great. Between him and my kid it was just a party every day.

he will forever be captain sad sack then

[cicatrici]

[Oh right he had mentioned having a kid before. Something about worrying he made him crazy.]

I thought you said your kid was your fault though.

[didnteventry]

Maybe partly my fault for having shitty genes and not being able to keep him away from the other crazies in the house. I didn't encourage it.

[cicatrici]

[God Byakuya you're no fun to taunt.]

Is he as bad as that trash Shirou?

[didnteventry]

Nah, but he's close enough. Someone told me he's worse in other timelines than he is in ours...

[cicatrici]

Then I suppose you can take solace in the fact that you can't possibly be the shittiest version of yourself that exists.

[didnteventry]

Yeah pretty much. I'm pretty sure I know why, too. But that's not important.