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[apriori]

Who: Crazy Ginger feat. u
When: Day 93, night
Where: The halls anywhere in HQ
What: Inappropriate things nailed to doors.

[WELP, someone was a little fed up with the incessant yapping things, among other grievances. So he might have killed a few of them. And he might have gutted them and cut them up. And he might be nailing bits of one to your door, or to the hallway wall near your door.]

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[didnteventry]

It's my door!

[apriori]

And I have nails, a hammer, and a knife in my coat.

[didnteventry]

The hell crawled up your ass and died?

[apriori]

Nothing.

[Puts the hammer down and sticks his hand into the yappy corpse, like he's looking for something]

[didnteventry]

I think I've been around you long enough to know when you're upset about something.

[apriori]

It doesn't have anything to do with you.

[didnteventry]

It does if you're threatening me over it. What's going on?

[apriori]

You existed, that's what's going on.

[didnteventry]

Yeah well I've been doing that since several decades before you were born so I doubt my existence has gotten any more or less unbearable in the last 24 hours.

[apriori]

Nothing changed, I just realized how much I hated you all over again.

[didnteventry]

Oh hooray how heartbreaking. Now what really happened?

[apriori]

Look, I know you don't like it when sharp things are stuck into your body, so why aren't you going away?

[didnteventry]

Did you get woken up from a wet dream about Shinji or something?

[apriori]

Wow, it's really gross that you'd even think about that!

[didnteventry]

I'm just acknowledging that you're a hormonal teenager. Only freaky and stupid.

[apriori]

[hmph.]

Well it wasn't that. You can leave now.

[didnteventry]

You're nailing guts to my door.

[apriori]

You can take them down tomorrow.

[Pulls what might be a bit of liver out and very deliberately begins nailing it next to Byakuya's door]

[didnteventry]

[you know what

no

snatching your hammer]

Cut it out.

[apriori]

[shoves that bit of liver at his chest]

What?!

[didnteventry]

[WHATEVER I CAN HANDLE LIVER]

Something freaked you out or pissed you off. If you want me to quit asking about it you can get it over with and tell me about it.

[apriori]

I don't want to talk about it.

[SULKING. SO MUCH SULKING.]

[didnteventry]

Too bad. I'm going to keep asking. You can kill me, but I'll either come back or you'll lose the only person that knows "Kotomine Shirou". So how about we go have a late dinner and you can nail up more guts later.

[apriori]

[UGH. Fuck you, seriously. He gives Byakuya an irate glare]

I'm still not talking about it.

[He will accept your food, though]

[didnteventry]

Then I'll just ask until we both die again.

[grabs Shirou's arm and gently tugs him inside

LOOK he has a low table and cushions and a set of drawers now!]