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[apriori]

Who: Crazy Ginger feat. u
When: Day 93, night
Where: The halls anywhere in HQ
What: Inappropriate things nailed to doors.

[WELP, someone was a little fed up with the incessant yapping things, among other grievances. So he might have killed a few of them. And he might have gutted them and cut them up. And he might be nailing bits of one to your door, or to the hallway wall near your door.]

Comments

[apriori]

It's a gift for someone, but I don't know where they live.

[cicatrici]

[He would question this answer but given that it's Shirou he wouldn't be surprised if he kept company that would actually appreciate this, also he doesn't really care.

Mostly the not caring part.]

If you're going to do stupid bullshit like this don't do it in the middle of the fucking night.

[apriori]

The things would have smelled by morning.

[cicatrici]

[.... Well, this is true.]

I'm pretty sure any trash that would actually appreciate having scraps of a dead animal nailed to their door wouldn't really care if it smelled a bit.

[apriori]

I would care. There's nothing better to do anyways.

[He's uncharacteristically snippy today]

[cicatrici]

Most people would be sleeping at this time.

[meanwhile Xanxus is just characteristically snippy.]

[apriori]

They would be, but these things won't shut up.

[cicatrici]

I would be, if you'd stop banging on all these fucking doors.

[apriori]

I'm almost done.

[cicatrici]

....

Just keep it off my door.

[Or he'll punch you in the face.]

[apriori]

Ah, man, if you insist.

[cicatrici]

You said it was a gift for someone, you know they're not here, why the hell would you even bother putting it here in the first place?

[YOU LIVE NEXT DOOR YOU SHOULD KNOW HE LIVES HERE????]

[apriori]

I felt like it.

[cicatrici]

...

Whatever. If I find that on my door in the morning I'm coning to find you and punching your shitty face in. Got it?

[He knows where you live this is not an empty threat.]

[apriori]

[moving over to the wall next to your door]

[cicatrici]

[.... Unsure. He wants to sleep though, so he's just going to ASSUME Shirou understood, so he's slamming his door and going to go try and sleep.]