(no subject)

[all_that_glitters]

Who: Gilgamesh, beds
When: Day 18, late evening
Where: VARIOUS PLACES
What:

[DOES YOUR APARTMENT:

1) have no lock

2) have comfortable bedding of some sort

3) have inhabitants unable to detect invisible guys heading into their rooms

if yes to all of these then there might be some blonde douche in your bed when you come in]

(W-WILL BE SLOW)

Comments

[pencilpremonition]

[I'm gonna get in my bed now...wait what?]

[all_that_glitters]

[sup]

-- Oh, the lowlife from before.

[derpfarmer]

Who's this guy?

[luckydog]

[ wat ]

... Hey.

[all_that_glitters]

Yes, mongrel?

[brokenbird]

Somebody's been sleeping in my bed.

[all_that_glitters]

[YUP]

Hello.

Apt B, Room 2

[best_ended]

[... but I just got this room to myself (except for Jason in the closet)]

Comfortable?

Re: Apt B, Room 2

[all_that_glitters]

[~stretching~]

It's better than the floor.

[derpfarmer]

[Same room as Becca.]

Uh...hi?

[all_that_glitters]

Good evening, mongrel.

[whetblood]

[showing him all the respect a king deserves and kicks him out of his bedpile]

[all_that_glitters]

[ow

sitting 8|!]

How dare you -- !

[schattendiener]

[ hm . . . considers ignoring you ]

[all_that_glitters]

[that's fine too i will just lounge here~~~]

[ticking]

[i happen to have the most comfortable bed in thusia

but you are still getting kicked in the ribs]

[all_that_glitters]

[ow

SITTING]

-- How dare you?

[best_ended]

[guess who told him your bed was comfier]

[SOME TIME LATER l-locked?]

[all_that_glitters]

[there is (1) passed-out Gilgamesh in the hallway with a shoulder stab wound that is bleeding pretty freely by now 8Db]

Re: [SOME TIME LATER l-locked?]

[thevineintervention]

[well gosh I HAD the terrible idea to try to see the sunrise, but then-]


Oh dear.


[kneeling down]

Can you hear me, you majesty?

[metamorphiseme]

...

Get out.

[all_that_glitters]

[~stretching~]

But I was just getting comfortable.

[canihelpyou]

[I AM MY APARTMENTS BED]

[all_that_glitters]

[ARE YOU COMFORTABLE...]

[blackballed]

[considering he's the only one living in Apartment K it's pretty easy to surprise him]

What are you doing here?

[all_that_glitters]

[~stretching~]

What does it look like, mongrel? I'm using a bed.