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[all_that_glitters]

Who: Gilgamesh, beds
When: Day 18, late evening
Where: VARIOUS PLACES
What:

[DOES YOUR APARTMENT:

1) have no lock

2) have comfortable bedding of some sort

3) have inhabitants unable to detect invisible guys heading into their rooms

if yes to all of these then there might be some blonde douche in your bed when you come in]

(W-WILL BE SLOW)

Comments

[pencilpremonition]

Get.

The fuck.

Out.

Of my bed.

[all_that_glitters]

You should be honored that I chose to sleep here. It's not often that I stoop so low.

[pencilpremonition]

Get out. of. my bed. It's mine and you're not welcome here.

[all_that_glitters]

[~relaxes~]

It's comfortable.

You're really ungrateful, you know.

[pencilpremonition]

The fuck should I be grateful for? Get out or I'll pour water on you.

[all_that_glitters]

Grateful that I graced this bed with my presence.

And is that the worst threat you could come up with, mongrel?

[pencilpremonition]

I'm not a cruel person. And I don't give a fuck about your presence, in fact, if you want my gratitude, leave. I'd be grateful for that.

[all_that_glitters]

Did I ever say I wanted your gratitude?

[clearly getting comfortable]

[pencilpremonition]

[gets a saucepan full of water and brings it in to make him uncomfortable]

Last chance.

[all_that_glitters]

[... LAUGHS but is sitting up]

I suppose that'd be mildly inconvenient.

[pencilpremonition]

Out. Three. Two.

[all_that_glitters]

[:) GOING]