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[all_that_glitters]

Who: Gilgamesh, beds
When: Day 18, late evening
Where: VARIOUS PLACES
What:

[DOES YOUR APARTMENT:

1) have no lock

2) have comfortable bedding of some sort

3) have inhabitants unable to detect invisible guys heading into their rooms

if yes to all of these then there might be some blonde douche in your bed when you come in]

(W-WILL BE SLOW)

Comments

[all_that_glitters]

[... shoves at]

That's not how it works, mongrel.

[luckydog]

[ Rooocks. ]

Aah, why not?

[all_that_glitters]

Since this bed is mine, now, not yours.

[luckydog]

[ Nudges with his foot. ]

It's mine.

[all_that_glitters]

I've claimed it.

[luckydog]

I'll sleep on you if I have to.

[all_that_glitters]

Get off, mongrel.

[luckydog]

[ SITS ON AGAIN. ]

Nope~

[all_that_glitters]

Do you want me to make you?

[luckydog]

You're the king insisting on sleeping in a dog's bed.

[all_that_glitters]

A king's bed. You should be honored.

[luckydog]

This mongrel's bed.

[all_that_glitters]

That I graced with my presence. You should get on your knees and thank me.

[luckydog]

[ ... It's like you're trying to pick me up while sitting in my bed... ]

Pass.

[all_that_glitters]

Then get off, lowlife.

[aaand there is something like a gold, shimmery portal appearing in the air]

[luckydog]

H-Hey...

[all_that_glitters]

[annd there is a chain coming out, shooting to try to wrap around Gian's arms]

[luckydog]

[ jfkds life sucks when you are a non-combatant. ]

Hey-!

[all_that_glitters]

[the chain yanks roughly, aiming to get him to fall on the ground]

Dogs shouldn't sleep on their master's beds.

[luckydog]

[ hrk ]

Maybe masters shouldn't sleep in their dog's bed.

[all_that_glitters]

[sitting slightly, more links of the chain appear to wrap around his ankles]

A dog like you doesn't deserve one.

[luckydog]

[ WHY IS EVERYONE HERE FROM SUPERPOWERS WORLDS. ]

This is a cruel way to treat a dog.

[all_that_glitters]

[and trying to force him on his knees :)]

I'll stop if you beg.

[luckydog]

[ O-On his knees. ]

No way.

[all_that_glitters]

[the chains tighten just enough to hurt, digging in]

Then you can stay like that.