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[all_that_glitters]

Who: Gilgamesh, beds
When: Day 18, late evening
Where: VARIOUS PLACES
What:

[DOES YOUR APARTMENT:

1) have no lock

2) have comfortable bedding of some sort

3) have inhabitants unable to detect invisible guys heading into their rooms

if yes to all of these then there might be some blonde douche in your bed when you come in]

(W-WILL BE SLOW)

Comments

[luckydog]

You get lost or something?

[all_that_glitters]

No. The layout of this place isn't exactly complicated.

[luckydog]

That's what I've been thinking too.

[ My bedpile... ]

[all_that_glitters]

So, I'm obviously not lost.

[luckydog]

So why're you in my bed?

[all_that_glitters]

Because it's marginally more comfortable than the floor.

[luckydog]

It's also mine.

[all_that_glitters]

If I choose to have it, it's mine.

[luckydog]

[ ... Sits on. ]

The bed's mine, so everything in it is mine.

[all_that_glitters]

[... shoves at]

That's not how it works, mongrel.

[luckydog]

[ Rooocks. ]

Aah, why not?

[all_that_glitters]

Since this bed is mine, now, not yours.

[luckydog]

[ Nudges with his foot. ]

It's mine.

[all_that_glitters]

I've claimed it.

[luckydog]

I'll sleep on you if I have to.

[all_that_glitters]

Get off, mongrel.

[luckydog]

[ SITS ON AGAIN. ]

Nope~

[all_that_glitters]

Do you want me to make you?

[luckydog]

You're the king insisting on sleeping in a dog's bed.

[all_that_glitters]

A king's bed. You should be honored.

[luckydog]

This mongrel's bed.

[all_that_glitters]

That I graced with my presence. You should get on your knees and thank me.

[luckydog]

[ ... It's like you're trying to pick me up while sitting in my bed... ]

Pass.

[all_that_glitters]

Then get off, lowlife.

[aaand there is something like a gold, shimmery portal appearing in the air]

[luckydog]

H-Hey...