let's poisoning 'w'

[oi_theoi]

Who: Anyone~
When: Day 36, niiiiiiiiight
Where: common area of level 3
What: IT'S A TOTALLY SAFE MINI-EVENT

[ Something smells sweet.

It's definitely coming from the long table that is up against the wall there. A pretty woman in red stands nearby, arms folded, a slight smile on her face. ]

You've surely heard from someone . . . If you help me out I'll also end up providing for you. Consider this a task of courage. . .? From one wicked end to another [ she gestures from one end of the table to the other -- along the table's top are small vials with neon colored liquid inside. ].

This end is for the easily frightened [ points to the side that's 'cooler' colored -- blue, violet ] and this one for those with a strong heart [ red, yellow ].

Let's help each other . . .

[ There are seven colors -- Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo and violet -- each with a different effect~. The effects will last anywhere from a few hours to a day depending on how you wanna play it. ]

Comments

[originalhipster]

All right, all right. Then you have less chance of that.

[oi_theoi]

[ curious curious ]

You won't try one at all?

[originalhipster]

Not at all. I'm not prone to accepting anything from gods, there's nothing quite like your kind for leading people down the wrong paths.

[oi_theoi]

How bitter. What path have you been led down in the past?

[originalhipster]

[haha]

You think I'm going to offer you amusement?

[oi_theoi]

You're already quite amusing.

[originalhipster]

I'm not surprised. [smirk] But kissing a god who doles out poison? Even without the other things in mind, I reject that on account of the fact I'm not an idiot.

[oi_theoi]

[ :) ]

It's not in my nature to poison randomly. After all, that's suspicious.

[originalhipster]

[reaches over to tap her on the nose]

Instead you poison numerous people in public for an unnamed reward. And that isn't suspicious at all.

[oi_theoi]

[ her eyes drift down to focus on the nose tap, amused ]

It's a large building project. Such feats are generally not in my interest, but when offered the chance to help so many . . . who am I to turn it down?

[originalhipster]

And helping others is in your interests, is it?

[oi_theoi]

Of course.

[originalhipster]

Haha! I don't think I believe you at all.

[oi_theoi]

[ :9 ]

I quite like people.

[originalhipster]

There's a large step between that and being charitable.

[oi_theoi]

Oh yes, of course. I do like to see people happy though.

[originalhipster]

Oh, really? How nice.

[oi_theoi]

So many just need a little help, after all.

[originalhipster]

I think I might have heard about your kind of help.

[oi_theoi]

[ :3c ]

Oh, you know one of mine. Mm. A friend, really. Friends give each other things, don't they?

[originalhipster]

I wouldn't know. Do friends take things too?

[oi_theoi]

Not without asking. Sharing is caring~.

[originalhipster]

I think that kind of thing is the most disgusting of all. Disguising the perversion of a person's nature as "help" . . .

[oi_theoi]

[ laughs! ]

Now you're just being mean.

[originalhipster]

It's the truth the king sees.