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Who: Anybody
When: Day 35, afternoon
Where: The common room
What: A DEADLY MAZE!!!

[ In one corner of the common room, there is now a terribly difficult and convoluted maze, with icy patches on the floor, knee-high chunks of vegetation, and tripwires. It looks pretty difficult to solve... unless, that is, you can step on ice without sliding to the next wall, or scale knee-high chunks of vegetation, or walk over tripwires without touching them, in which case you can walk right up to him. ]

[ At the center of the maze, a demonling plays his Netherworld knock-off PSP. ]

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[comes over, hopping over most of the obstacles]

[when he reaches the boot, he pitches it as hard as he can]

[which is to say, all the way across the room]

Oh, that works, thanks!

[ jogs over to retrieve it and put it back on ]

. . .

[ THROWS ONE OF THE BRICKS AFTER YOU >8T ]

[ does it hit though ]

[ idk, you've got pretty good dodge don'tcha ]

[ CHOOSE YOUR OWN DESTINY, HUMAN!! ]

[ well his speed's not that great but his luck is so I'm going to go with "no I miraculously ducked at the right time and completely missed it"

JOGGING BACK OVER TO YOU ]

[ sulking over here ]

-Something wrong?

Not at all. Just calculating the most satisfying method of your demise.

Hey, hey, dying once was more than enough, thanks!

How'd you go out the first time? For starters, I'm going to have to top that...

Got hit by a ballista and then a swait, how is that your business! How did you die??

Destroyed the galaxy.

Possibly the universe.

... What did you do that for??

Hmph. I don't even have a proper nihilistic speech prepared. Could it be that I really am a shoddy last boss? Maybe I can wing it...

Edited 2012-03-28 09:26 (UTC)

[ ahem ]

MUWAHAHA! Life... Dreams... Hope... Where do they come from? And where do they go...? Such meaningless things... I'll destroy them all!

...Or something like that.

So you had no reason at all??

Because humans are weak and worthless or liars and backstabbers, each and every one of them beyond all redemption, how about that?

That's even less of an excuse! How many have you even spoken to, that you can think of a whole race in such a simplified, preposterous way?? I have no defense for myself but I've met plenty of people who were human and none of those things you've just said!

Naive! Pathetic! Am I really supposed to forgive all of you on some half-assed anecdotal evidence!?

How should I know?? I don't know what there is to forgive! But not everyone is the same!!

And even besides, if you destroyed the whole world then humans aren't the only thing you killed anyway! I mean, you're dead from it!

That's fine.

HOW IS THAT FINE??

Look, I didn't ask to be brought back to life! I could sue them for that!