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[huff_huff_boom]

Who: Anybody
When: Day 35, afternoon
Where: The common room
What: A DEADLY MAZE!!!

[ In one corner of the common room, there is now a terribly difficult and convoluted maze, with icy patches on the floor, knee-high chunks of vegetation, and tripwires. It looks pretty difficult to solve... unless, that is, you can step on ice without sliding to the next wall, or scale knee-high chunks of vegetation, or walk over tripwires without touching them, in which case you can walk right up to him. ]

[ At the center of the maze, a demonling plays his Netherworld knock-off PSP. ]

Comments

[thevineintervention]

Hmm? [PRODDING THE MAZE]

[huff_huff_boom]

Hey, you! No prodding the final dungeon!

[thevineintervention]

It's a dungeon?

[huff_huff_boom]

It's a work in progress. Do you have any idea how long even this little took without any unpaid labor?

[ibedeadpeople]

...Is this a new art installation?

[huff_huff_boom]

You might interpret the evil genius behind it as art, but no. It's a puzzle.

[ibedeadpeople]

I guess it's kinda evil and puzzling to the guy who has to cut the lawn...

[huff_huff_boom]

Do you have any idea how much work it is to build an actual dungeon?

[crazylikeavulp]

[steps on the ice and slides directly onto her face]

[hydralize]

[o-oh no going over to check on her]

Are you okay?

[crazylikeavulp]

DAMN YOU PRESSURE MELTING!!

[hydralize]

. . .

[tries to help her back up]

[herpunishment]

Excel— Ya alright!?

[crazylikeavulp]

Oh, I'm cool!

[herpunishment]

Can't blame me fer checkin', right after icy ya fallin' like that!

[huff_huff_boom]

MUWAHAHA! My evil lair snares its first victim!

[bowplucker]

What are the wires for?

[huff_huff_boom]

Step on one. Find out.

[bowplucker]

Ehh, that seems troublesome, though. Will it work if I do this?

[ take off boot, throw at wire ]

[canihelpyou]

[Pokes a tripwire]

[huff_huff_boom]

[a tree trunk falls in your general direction]

[canihelpyou]

[Glances around, confused] I thought we got rid of all the trees in here.

[dontloseyourhead]

[A CHALLENGER APPEARED]

Oh my, how dangerous.

[huff_huff_boom]

One second!

[jamming buttons on his Slaystation]

[dontloseyourhead]

That's disappointing. With a set up like this, I was expecting a final boss.