(no subject)

[despotic]

Who: SABER AND THOSE FORTUNATE ENOUGH TO GAZE UPON HER
When: Day 32, late evening/night
Where: YOUR APARTMENT
What: looking for a place to stay . . .

[ Your apartment door has either been knocked on or just OPENED YOUR DOOR and . . . stepped inside '-'

Ah! Yes, this will do.

[ THIS IS HOW EMPERORS DO THINGS. Even if they are super short and wear see-through skirts. ]

Comments

Re: Apartment H

[benchedagain]

Who's this idiot now?

Re: Apartment H

[possessedoflove]

[covers his eyes]

Not fully dressed! And looking for a place to stay, it seems.

Re: Apartment H

[benchedagain]

I'm fourteen, not five! I can handle an half-naked woman.

Re: Apartment H

[possessedoflove]

You're eye-level with her panties.

Re: Apartment H

[benchedagain]

Tch! Then cover her, not my eyes.

Re: Apartment H

[possessedoflove]

What? I'm not going to manhandle an undressed stranger!

Re: Apartment H

[benchedagain]

[trying to move her hands away]

This is pissing me off!

Re: Apartment H

[possessedoflove]

[GLOMPS AND SPINS THEM BOTH AROUND no panty shot for you]

Aaa~ah! You're so cute when you're angry!

Re: Apartment H

[benchedagain]

[all of the flailing]

Cut it out with this attitude!

Re: Apartment H

[possessedoflove]

Ah! She's gone.

[lets go /o/]

Re: Apartment H

[benchedagain]

Stop treating me like some stupid brat.

[crossing arms at chest >|]

Re: Apartment H

[possessedoflove]

I wasn't. You wanted an adult who would look out for you, didn't you?

Re: Apartment H

[benchedagain]

For things I need, not to protect my delicate innocence. Tch!

Re: Apartment H

[possessedoflove]

It's a package deal. And who says I wasn't protecting her from perverted prying eyes, huh?

Re: Apartment H

[benchedagain]

I'm not interested in some half-naked woman. Your package isn't working wonders anyway, some psycho attacked me yesterday.

Re: Apartment H

[possessedoflove]

––What?

Re: Apartment H

[benchedagain]

Bastard stabbed my leg 'cause I pissed him off. Some girl used magic to fix me up.

Re: Apartment H

[possessedoflove]

[wtf]

He did what?! Let me see!

Re: Apartment H

[benchedagain]

Hah...?! I'm not taking my pants off to show you.

Re: Apartment H

[possessedoflove]

Roll up the pant leg. You can tell me who it was, while you're at it.

Re: Apartment H

[benchedagain]

Tch. Don't tell me what to do.

[rolling up the pant leg, the wound's pretty much all healed, but there's a scar]

Told you it got fixed up. And don't go getting weird ideas! I'll get back at that bastard on my own.

Re: Apartment H

[possessedoflove]

[inspectingggg]

Which of us has a sword and combat training?

Re: Apartment H

[benchedagain]

[all the linefacing]

Magic and sword training. Feels like I stepped into a videogame. Hmpf.

[player is awful at physical description, but imagine there's a throughout description of Cain in this tag. THE POWER OF IMAGINATION.]

Do whatever you want, I don't care.

Re: Apartment H

[possessedoflove]

Ah, did you get a name at all?

Re: Apartment H

[benchedagain]

I'm not an idiot, I would have given you the name first if I had.