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[despotic]

Who: SABER AND THOSE FORTUNATE ENOUGH TO GAZE UPON HER
When: Day 32, late evening/night
Where: YOUR APARTMENT
What: looking for a place to stay . . .

[ Your apartment door has either been knocked on or just OPENED YOUR DOOR and . . . stepped inside '-'

Ah! Yes, this will do.

[ THIS IS HOW EMPERORS DO THINGS. Even if they are super short and wear see-through skirts. ]

Comments

Apartment H

[possessedoflove]

Excuse me?

Re: Apartment H

[despotic]

This apartment. It will do.

Re: Apartment H

[possessedoflove]

Aah. . . do for what, exactly?

Re: Apartment H

[despotic]

For you to invite me in, of course.

Re: Apartment H

[possessedoflove]

What? Are you here to visit someone?

Re: Apartment H

[despotic]

What? I do not even know who lives here.

Apartment L

[timeandagain]

. . .

Re: Apartment L

[timeandagain]

[TURN AROUND AVERT EYES]

Eh?!

Re: Apartment H

[possessedoflove]

[UNSURE]

I-is this. . . I mean, are you trying to sell. . . "services"?

Re: Apartment H

[despotic]

If you mean services such as leadership and strength, yes.

Re: Apartment H

[despotic]

If it is meant as an insult then I will have you redact that quickly!

Re: Apartment L

[despotic]

Hoh? Do you find me overwhelming?

Re: Apartment H

[possessedoflove]

. . .I think it would help if you could just be clearer on what you're looking for here.

Re: Apartment H

[despotic]

A state of residence! Obviously.

Apartment H

[pencilpremonition]

[moving like she's got loads of injuries under her shirt]

Ah, sorry, I can't make dinner tonight, I'm still pretty beat up.

Re: Apartment L

[timeandagain]

S. . .something like that. . .

Re: Apartment H

[despotic]

I did not come to trouble a maiden for such a petty thing as food!

Re: Apartment L

[despotic]

That is only natural, do not be embarrassed.

Re: Apartment H

[possessedoflove]

No way. We've got children in this apartment.

[pencilpremonition]

Then what?

[she's working on crocheting at the moment, and hasn't stood up to greet you]

Re: Apartment L

[timeandagain]

Do you need a towel? Or a blanket, or. . .

I will find something.

Re: Apartment H

[despotic]

I am appropriate for children!

[despotic]

[ hmph~ ]

A place of residence, yes, of course. Why else would I come?

Re: Apartment L

[despotic]

While it is kind of you to offer tribute I do not require any at this time.

Re: Apartment H

[possessedoflove]

You are definitely not appropriate for children.