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[over_the_fop]

Who: Apartment Sparkles, nearby apartments, people in the halls, etc.
When: Day 22, ASS O CLOCK IN THE MORNING
Where: Apartment Sparkles
What: GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!!!

[Sometime, just a few moments ago, was a certain ex-deity discovering our newest roommate, curled up as an adorable fox in the corner. Now, most people may have gone DAWWWW or tiptoed, or even asked if we had a new pet.

Instead, this particular resident, turned into a tiny, fast land squid, and poked the fox on the nose, MADE WAVY NYAH NYAH MOTIONS and bolted.

...

Fast forward 1.5 minutes, and the sole chair of the apartment is overturned, at least a few new paint prints all over and the cacophony of a fox chasing an annoyingly fast little thing all over is what. Sparkles is probably waking up to.

HI GUYS.]

Comments

[deretsune]

[ Things that suck:

>Being dead
>Being dead and stuck in the wrong afterlife
>THIS FUCKING SQUID

Chasing so hard!! ]

[over_the_fop]

[WHY CAN IT TURN ON A DIME?

Stops, spins, and scuttles UNDER your paws darting the exact opposite direction.]

[ghostofthesparklelizards]

[What is taht noise, it's the middle of the NIGHT, why-]

[....omg, cute fox thing.]

[overclocking]

[P-poking his head out of the first bedroom groggily]

..........

[What the hell you guys]

[over_the_fop]

[RUNS FULL ON INTO BOB... and flung back across the room gleefully.]

[deretsune]

[ Scrambling by!! *__* chasechasechase ]

[probablyneverheardofme]

[I don't need to sleep so I'm just watching from the corner, vaguely amused] Deary me, you'll wake the whole building.

[over_the_fop]

Good morning! ♥

[He has enough of a lead, so the heartmarks is him actually STOPPING to make a little heart with his tentacles.]

[deretsune]

[ Hardly notices her as she darts by, trying to smack her paws down on the squid >:( ]

[murdereous]

[sssso groggy]

The fuck is this.

[over_the_fop]

[SQUOOSHING UP THE WALL LIKE A BADASS NINJASQ-






................. DROPS.]

Shiki?

[deretsune]

[ This is a fox. Chasing a squid.

Not up the wall though, that's not something a fox can do. ]

[probablyneverheardofme]

Just another day in Apartment Sparkles, my dear ♥

[overclocking]

[oh shit I sure did forget to warn Messenger about you]

[moonineclipse]

How many people are living here now?

[hyanaimne]

It is often like this, though no so early in the morning.

[hyanaimne]

[peeking her head out of the second bedroom]

. . . bloody hell.

[over_the_fop]

[WAVEWAVE ohcrap she's close. TURNS AND SCUTTLES ANOTHER DIRECTION BEFORE THE FOX GETS HIM.]

[deretsune]

[ CHASECHASECHASE wait no it turned too fast, smacking into the wall. ]

[moonineclipse]

[I am looking for water, and something to throw at both of you]

Gods above, is it even dawn yet?

[over_the_fop]

It shall be soon if it isn't! GOOD morning, Melisan!

[deretsune]

[ Hurry, toss water on it while it passes by--

Nope there it goes. ]

[potentiaregere]

[I WAS TRYING TO SLEEP, DEAR GOD.

Storming out of his room to yell, though by now he knows this won't help any]

I'M TIRED OF YOU ALREADY, YOU IDIOTS! DON'T YOU HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO!?

[hyanaimne]

[covers your mouth :|]

Child, you needn't add to the noise.

[chivalric]

[ V... very hesitant knock on your door! ]

[hyanaimne]

[there is a woman almost as tall as you are answering the door :|a]

Yes?

[AFTER MESSANGING]

[overclocking]

[I'm taking your hands and leading you somewhere you can sit comfortably]

Re: [AFTER MESSANGING]

[maidenofamerpire]

[Y-yeah, you do that. I'm just...kind of in horrified shock.]