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[over_the_fop]

Who: Apartment Sparkles, nearby apartments, people in the halls, etc.
When: Day 22, ASS O CLOCK IN THE MORNING
Where: Apartment Sparkles
What: GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!!!

[Sometime, just a few moments ago, was a certain ex-deity discovering our newest roommate, curled up as an adorable fox in the corner. Now, most people may have gone DAWWWW or tiptoed, or even asked if we had a new pet.

Instead, this particular resident, turned into a tiny, fast land squid, and poked the fox on the nose, MADE WAVY NYAH NYAH MOTIONS and bolted.

...

Fast forward 1.5 minutes, and the sole chair of the apartment is overturned, at least a few new paint prints all over and the cacophony of a fox chasing an annoyingly fast little thing all over is what. Sparkles is probably waking up to.

HI GUYS.]

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[deretsune]

[ Things that suck:

>Being dead
>Being dead and stuck in the wrong afterlife
>THIS FUCKING SQUID

Chasing so hard!! ]

[overclocking]

[P-poking his head out of the first bedroom groggily]

..........

[What the hell you guys]

[probablyneverheardofme]

[I don't need to sleep so I'm just watching from the corner, vaguely amused] Deary me, you'll wake the whole building.

[murdereous]

[sssso groggy]

The fuck is this.

[over_the_fop]

[WHY CAN IT TURN ON A DIME?

Stops, spins, and scuttles UNDER your paws darting the exact opposite direction.]

[hyanaimne]

[peeking her head out of the second bedroom]

. . . bloody hell.

[moonineclipse]

[I am looking for water, and something to throw at both of you]

Gods above, is it even dawn yet?

[over_the_fop]

[RUNS FULL ON INTO BOB... and flung back across the room gleefully.]

[deretsune]

[ Tumbles ass right the fuck over head and scrambles after him. ]

Stop-- moving!

[potentiaregere]

[I WAS TRYING TO SLEEP, DEAR GOD.

Storming out of his room to yell, though by now he knows this won't help any]

I'M TIRED OF YOU ALREADY, YOU IDIOTS! DON'T YOU HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO!?

[deretsune]

[ Scrambling by!! *__* chasechasechase ]

[over_the_fop]

Good morning! ♥

[He has enough of a lead, so the heartmarks is him actually STOPPING to make a little heart with his tentacles.]

[overclocking]

............

Why are you even awake......

[hyanaimne]

[covers your mouth :|]

Child, you needn't add to the noise.

[over_the_fop]

[SQUOOSHING UP THE WALL LIKE A BADASS NINJASQ-






................. DROPS.]

Shiki?

[overclocking]

[SCRUFFING A FOX]

Natsume...no.

[deretsune]

[ Hardly notices her as she darts by, trying to smack her paws down on the squid >:( ]

[probablyneverheardofme]

[Laughs heartily] A little early for morning, my dear Ptou ♥ But it is nice to see you making friends.

[over_the_fop]

[WAVEWAVE ohcrap she's close. TURNS AND SCUTTLES ANOTHER DIRECTION BEFORE THE FOX GETS HIM.]

[probablyneverheardofme]

Oh, so close!

[deretsune]

[ ...Instantly just goes limp. ]

...ah... U-um.

[potentiaregere]

[trying to move away]

Shut up! And how many times do I have to tell you?! Don't touch me, and don't call me child!

[over_the_fop]

It shall be soon if it isn't! GOOD morning, Melisan!

[over_the_fop]

[SPARKLES AT YOU!!!]

[probablyneverheardofme]

I shall have to agree with Tempest.