Nature Exploration

[fuckingnature]

Who: Mighty Explorers
When: Day 15, All Day
Where: Uncleared areas
What:

[ Who's up for some fun times in nature? ]

[ Oh, and if you're up and out early enough, you may just catch sight of a Lizagon making its way down the big hallway toward the wider open area. A big Lizagon- easily larger than the other ones loitering around this hallway. Its scales have also started changing to a bright, ruby red color, the older green ones shedding off as it walks. ]

[ It doesn't seem to notice you as it passes- it doesn't seem to be stopping for anything in fact. Do you dare follow it? Or are you lucky enough to have decided to go hunting after it passes? ]

Comments

[unmaskedlizard]

[fballs

also that was a lot more difficult than he thought-- his range is wrong, the reach isn't far enough, there weren't nearly enough belts. He curses and twists his body to just SPINKICK one of them-- it leaves one side open, the innocence side]

[ticking]

[-help boyfriend
>>watch boyfriend get mangled]

[fuckingnature]

[ One gets spinkicked away, but the other is lunging straight to take a bite out of that innocence side. ]

[unmaskedlizard]

[YELLS and thrashes the other way, his innocence automatically pitching its own fit and busting into a bunch of scattered, unwieldy, thin (bloody) wisps of Clampsplurge. He twists around to punch what bit him in the HEAD]

[fuckingnature]

[ The Lizagon goes flying from the punch, but just as it does the other two that had hidden themselves in the vines come lunging out from them, aiming for his open side. ]

[unmaskedlizard]

[AND WHAT IF I FLIP UPWARDS AND STAB DOWNWARDS.]

[fuckingnature]

[ You are clearly more acrobatic than these Lizagons! ]

[ One goes down from the stab, though its tail flails out madly as it does. The other manages to avoid stabbings, catching its footing on the ground where Allen was then lunging again. ]

[unmaskedlizard]

[I was kind of upside down descending upon this sibling to stab it to death so I get GOTTEN! tumbles with it, yelling as more flesh gets ripped as they both crash to the ground-- ARE WE WRASSLIN'? WE CAN WRASSLE.]

[fuckingnature]

[ Manly lizagon wrasslin!!! ]

[ With gratuitous teeth and claws. ]

[unmaskedlizard]

[ALL THE BLOOD

rollrollroll MAN it must suck to roll around with me when I have all these belts out, you could get tangled in them, and I could start strangling the fuck out of you

And you know, I bet that third one I only punched is getting its wind back around now. I bet he is feeling safe!! He wants claws now I bet =|a]

[fuckingnature]

[ Maybe it wants to turn this wrestling party into a threesome, how about that. ]

[unmaskedlizard]

[ANSWER: straddling the lizard I am strangling so I can rip my arm off and swing a giant sword]

[fuckingnature]

[ There continue to be CLAWS EVERYWHERE and all parties involved are definitely coming out of this threesome with chunks missing; the lizard underneath snaps for whatever limb it can reach, its back legs kicking out to disembowel Allen while that other lizard gets caught by the swing of the sword and sent flying. ]

[unmaskedlizard]

[there's an uncomfortable squelch of a noise, and Allen's cowl abruptly pushes him up into the air, up and off the lizard's flail -- as his both his hands move to clutch his stomach, the belts around the remaining lizard squeeze with a snap of pressure]

[fuckingnature]

[ That's one lizard definitely down, but the three others have disappeared back into the vines, blood and all. ]

[unmaskedlizard]

[... o come on man i thought i stabbed the others!!1

uuugh these suck

also unsure about my stomach, peels his hand away-- hgn.

lowers to his feet.]

Shit.

[ticking]

[walking out over to him]

Well, you certainly had fun.

[unmaskedlizard]

[--sha;ls;iyfgl?!??!

NOO it is like a bonerkill]

S--Slick!?

[ticking]

[.......what just happened]

..yeah?

[unmaskedlizard]

[NOTHING I JUST

NOTHING

I'M HOLDING MY STOMACH IN AND YOU STARTLED ME]

How long have you been there?!

[ticking]

A while.

[unmaskedlizard]

.............

[ticking]

.......what?

[unmaskedlizard]

Nothing! Thanks a lot for the help!

[ticking]

You didn't want help.