thusia | (no subject)

[ugh no i do not have the cans to be judged by you today self]

Yes. I saved many kittens. At least a dozen.

And you didn't even bother to keep one for yourself. Unless they are about to turn the corner and follow you like ducklings.

[Sigh] Where are you headed?

Never been one for pets.

[sigh, rubs face briefly. ugh. thinking ahead is hard again]

To my room I suppose.

Not worried about getting blood on it this time around, are you?

[Walking over to his side with an arm to place a hand under his elbow for the purpose of helping steer the other toward the direction of Slick's apartment. He only has a vague idea of where it is.]

[you're such a helper, self. folloooowws]

I suppose I'll wash.

[It seems almost too cruel at the moment to add insult to injury, but he did think about it.]

As long as you have a plan. That one seems as good as any. And I don't know exactly where you live. You might consider getting a mailbox or a nice sign.

I don't think I'm much company at the moment, but you can see it yourself anyway.

[HERE LET ME LEAD YOU TO APT GAMMA

it is super pimped out with awesome lordling furniture]

If you were good company missing a limb, I would worry about you.

[Pays to kill a dragon. Once the other man makes it to the washroom, he's going to lounge in a chair assuming the other will call if he needs help.]

[I DO NOT NEED HELP SHOWERING JUST BECAUSE I AM MINUS AN ARM!!

cleans self up and then just. hangs out a bit

unsure if can deal with self.

ugh why am i not still crazy

crazier]

[Losing an arm is traumatizing, okay. They aren't supposed to grow back. And sitting here got awkward anyways five minutes in. At least he isn't snooping.]

[it's cute that you think the arm is what i am upset about

adorable really

okayokay PULLS SHIT TOGETHER. puts on clothes. comes out. is a little surprised you are still here]

...so. How's your day been?

[ 'I had a goddess seal my sadness and just got it back' is a bit too far for even his imagination to stretch to. ]

...

[Why is he still here?]

I'm sure it doesn't hold a candle to yours. Did the resurrection go well? A lost limb is the price for that, isn't it?

[gosh it's like you care or sth]

...ah. I suppose it might be. But I wasn't resurrecting anyone.

[heaads to the kitchen to get an urn of wine]

Something to drink?

[More like don't know what to do with you.]

Are you going to dance around it or do you plan on enlightening me on what happened?

[Staying put in this comfy chair.]

Yes. Why not.

[sigh and carefully pouring a couple of glasses one handed and bringing them back the same way after experimentally tucking the urn under his arm stump to carry that back as well]

I had a deal with a goddess, I decided to cancel it and she took a bite out of me as payment.

Ah.

[That certainly isn't something put in the exchange registry. And once he gets close, Tyki will help with the items.]

I'm actually waiting for the gods to start baring their fangs. This all seems convenient for the price. And you can get limbs back, correct?

Yes, it shouldn't be too much trouble. I'm not worried about it.

Hm, that goddess was always clear about the fact that she had fangs. I just didn't think I would end against her but. Poorly planned on my end I suppose.

[takes wine and flops on couch]

What do you need? Or at least invite me along so I can watch you kill things with one hand. It isn't something one sees everyday.

[Gets up and leans against one of the arms of the couch.]

[i hope you don't mind if i am getting drunk because I am super getting drunk]

A half dozen dead beasts, and I don't think I'll take you up on either offer.

[Your wine. Your house. Who is he to say what he can or can't do?]

Concerned there are strings attached?

For the first, I prefer to solve my own problems. For the second, I just don't feel like letting you have that much entertainment off me.

[Reaching out to brush fingers against Slick's forehead.]

Fair enough on both accounts, however, the offer still stands if you change your mind.

I appreciate it. You're also the fourth person to offer. What helpful people I know here.

Don't belittle my charity now. I might get offended like that goddess and then you might be down another limb.

You wouldn't go for the limbs. Messy. Boring. And I did say I appreciate it.