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Who: Slick
When: Day 51, Morning
Where: Baths!
What: murder! and i guess bathing

[idk what YOU are doing, but slick has gotten tired of being holed up and has headed downstairs to clear the baths of any renegade bathmonkeys so that he can then enjoy himself in a warm hotspring

he is still at the part where here is trying to stab the suckers though]

How could there even be this many...

[FEEL FREE TO USE AS SLICK POST OR GENERAL BATHMINGLE]

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[hmmmmmmmmmmm

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm]

The bed is red.

[Okay. He is just laughing now. Mostly because of the amount of thought Slick is putting into this.]

[gil's prettiness is like a hobby okay. some people collect stamps. i collect pretty things for gil's prettiness]

Maybe I need new sheets. ...what?

Nothing. Nothing. He's very lucky to have you.

[hmmmmmmmmmmmm

=|a]

Yes, he is.

I'm glad it isn't going to your head.

[=T]

I'm good at it.

You really do like him, don't you? Enough so that you would consider the color of your furniture based on his appearance.

Ah....

[wait i'm not talking to you about people i love because that is probably a bad idea]

...well. He's very pretty.

I can't argue that. But somehow I don't think that is your only criteria.

Actually, how did you two meet?

He showed up...?

[thinkthink]

Oh yes, I strangled his maje...his other majesty at some point so he wanted to threaten me.

I see the threatening went splendidly.

[dere '-']

It took him... took quite a while to figure out I enjoy it.

I will just have to imagine the look on his face when it did occur to him. As for the other one. Strangling him and maiming him atop a dragon. It is a wonder he talks to you sometimes.

He's not very smart.

But he should be just as pretty.

[handwave]

Almost.

...where are my smokes.

[digs... for... yes somewhere in these pants that is where i usually keep them]

[Now there is a choice between watching Slick fumble around or getting them for him. Decisions. Decisions.]

Allow me.

[Might be shoving Slick's hand away so he can produce requested smokes.]

[are you really digging through my pants pockets bb

really

oh well if you get my smokes i guess i don't care]

[He'll even take one out and place it between your lips. Though you are on your own for lighting it.]

[if i were less drunk

this would be awk

but as it is he just presses his lips down on it and fumbles his lighter out]

[This is why he should get you drunk more often. Or just be around when you get drunk.]

So did you decide which one has to go? The bed sheets or the gems in the jewelry?

[blinkblink

hrmmmmmmm]

Ah... right. .......

I suppose I'll just get both.

Just request a collar in return. It would be fitting.

[i am too drunk for you smuggery jackass!!]

A collar..?

[feeling up around his neck. MY SHIRT DOES HAVE A COLLAR =|aaa]