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Who: Slick
When: Day 51, Morning
Where: Baths!
What: murder! and i guess bathing

[idk what YOU are doing, but slick has gotten tired of being holed up and has headed downstairs to clear the baths of any renegade bathmonkeys so that he can then enjoy himself in a warm hotspring

he is still at the part where here is trying to stab the suckers though]

How could there even be this many...

[FEEL FREE TO USE AS SLICK POST OR GENERAL BATHMINGLE]

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[handwave]

It's for his majesty.

So you two did decide to pick out drapes together. How very domestic of you.

[laughs, a little long and rolling, soooo drunk]

He's more like... like a woman-- a kept woman, yes.

[Good. Good. He doesn't feel the need to see any more of your sads tonight.]

Quite. Perhaps you should consider getting him a nice pair of earrings and a necklace once his birthday comes around next.

[=|a

he would look so prettyyyy]

Gold, I suppose...

Are you sure you wouldn't want red highlights?

[hmmmmmmmmmmm

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm]

The bed is red.

[Okay. He is just laughing now. Mostly because of the amount of thought Slick is putting into this.]

[gil's prettiness is like a hobby okay. some people collect stamps. i collect pretty things for gil's prettiness]

Maybe I need new sheets. ...what?

Nothing. Nothing. He's very lucky to have you.

[hmmmmmmmmmmmm

=|a]

Yes, he is.

I'm glad it isn't going to your head.

[=T]

I'm good at it.

You really do like him, don't you? Enough so that you would consider the color of your furniture based on his appearance.

Ah....

[wait i'm not talking to you about people i love because that is probably a bad idea]

...well. He's very pretty.

I can't argue that. But somehow I don't think that is your only criteria.

Actually, how did you two meet?

He showed up...?

[thinkthink]

Oh yes, I strangled his maje...his other majesty at some point so he wanted to threaten me.

I see the threatening went splendidly.

[dere '-']

It took him... took quite a while to figure out I enjoy it.

I will just have to imagine the look on his face when it did occur to him. As for the other one. Strangling him and maiming him atop a dragon. It is a wonder he talks to you sometimes.

He's not very smart.

But he should be just as pretty.

[handwave]

Almost.

...where are my smokes.

[digs... for... yes somewhere in these pants that is where i usually keep them]

[Now there is a choice between watching Slick fumble around or getting them for him. Decisions. Decisions.]

Allow me.

[Might be shoving Slick's hand away so he can produce requested smokes.]

[are you really digging through my pants pockets bb

really

oh well if you get my smokes i guess i don't care]