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Who: Slick
When: Day 51, Morning
Where: Baths!
What: murder! and i guess bathing

[idk what YOU are doing, but slick has gotten tired of being holed up and has headed downstairs to clear the baths of any renegade bathmonkeys so that he can then enjoy himself in a warm hotspring

he is still at the part where here is trying to stab the suckers though]

How could there even be this many...

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[charming]

My thanks.

[walks over some water to fish one out and throw it into a corner]

[oh well. guess I can just chuck stuff at batmonkeys and you can pick 'em up. pyew pyew.]

[this is CONSIDERABLY FASTER than me trying to claw the things

perks up and i guess it won't take long to clear out the baths]

[taaaaaaaarget practiceeeeeeeeee

reclaiming the knives into his treasury after that |D ...]

That's better.

[starts to strip]

They seem to be thinning out at least.

[just settles on the side, tossing a knife up and down lightly]

You're welcome. They ought to thin out faster, the chittering is infuriating.

[hot water for sliiick, settles in]

I'm sure they would if his majesty took it upon himself to see that happen.

Don't push your luck. I am neither gardener nor pest controller.

I'm sure you would be excellent at both if you were so inclined.

[but clearly not very serious]

Are you getting in?

Bath water recently inhabited by monkey corpses? I'm surprised you did.

They've also been recently inhabited by various other naked dirty bodies but seem to stay clean enough.

[......... that is not helping your cause.

FACE.]

That's disgusting . . .

[you're adorable]

I suppose public bathes aren't favored where his majesty is from? I got familiar with them in the caves. Those were usually pink with blood so this is excellent in comparison.

. . .

[ugh ugh priss priss priss priss priss]

Perhaps they were, but they were never favoured by me.

[sob god i love watching you lose it]

Lucky for you there's an excellent private bath upstairs then. At least come sit.

[pats area near the hottub =x]

[... settles his face

RESUAVES

goes to sit by the hot tub.]

As you wish, then.

[yay. IS ENJOYING THE HOT WATER EVEN IF IT MAYBE HAD SOME DEAD MONKEYS IN IT A FEW MINUTES AGO]

How are you doing, your majesty?

Not badly at all. Mhmm, your god is sending other Heroic Spirits to try to claim pieces of me for her to eat, did you know . . . ?

Misty is?

[sah]

Well, that must be fun for you.

I was lenient with the first one, but I will certainly kill the next individual who feels making an attempt at it is a good idea.

That's reasonable enough. But I wouldn't expect her to give up.

I could always kill her first, I suppose. Her trying to lay claim on my fingers is quite irritating.

I wish you wouldn't.

I've been provoked.

Yes well, decide if avoiding dealing with people coming after your fingers is worth being at odds with me, because I have an alliance with her too, you know?