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Who: Slick
When: Day 51, Morning
Where: Baths!
What: murder! and i guess bathing

[idk what YOU are doing, but slick has gotten tired of being holed up and has headed downstairs to clear the baths of any renegade bathmonkeys so that he can then enjoy himself in a warm hotspring

he is still at the part where here is trying to stab the suckers though]

How could there even be this many...

[FEEL FREE TO USE AS SLICK POST OR GENERAL BATHMINGLE]

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Very well, then.

[lights up and then holds out a light for you]

There is one direct solution to this problem, but it requires you unlocking your heart.

[leans in to light it, then ... makes a mildly confused face]

Hmm?

I've always found it annoying that you complain that I haven't 'faced my nature' because I've rejected my sorrow, when you've been so completely overwhelmed by your own nature that you had to completely shut down part of yourself.

If you embrace your own capacity for love again, I will cancel my arrangement with the goddess, and you can do whatever you like with my full support.

. . .

[did you just make emotional healthiness into a competition. just. processing. i'm sorry what.]

[SURE DID SUCKER

go ahead and think i will smoke]

[you know what. I will smoke too. properly. while I think this over.]

It's an interesting proposal.

[god i'm not even sure if I wanted you to actually consider it, saah, smoke]

It would certainly not be boring.

. . . challenging a king is serious, you know.

[snort]

I would never think it otherwise.

[. . .

you know. I will call your bluff.]

All right, then. If I could not answer a challenge, I would not be the King of Heroes.

[it's cute that you think i am bluffing

sighs and takes a very long drag.

fixing gilgamesh at the small sacrifice of most of my happiness. urgh]

All right. I'll go settle with her after my bath then.

[well it is fun how we are both equally dreading this]

All right.

[EMOTIONAL HEALTH SUCKS

shifts so his back is against the edge of the tub and leans his head back]

[just. flops back. onto his back. staring at the ceiling.

goddddddddd why did you have to make it a competition]

[why did you have to threaten to dump me because I wanted to keep my not-sads!!]

[WHY DID YOU HAVE TO TAKE HER SIDE I WAS NEVER GOING TO TAKE THAT WELL]

[I TOOK MY SIDE!!! MY SIDE OF NOT WANTING TO BE A MISERABLE HUSK AGAIN!!]

[WELL

THANKS FOR BRINGING ME DOWN WITH YOU

DICKBAG]

[IF I HAVE TO BE SAD I SHOULD AT LEAST GET THE POSSIBILITY OF YOU LOVING ME BACK]

[NOTHING WILL EVER BE COMFORTABLE ABOUT THIS RELATIONSHIP IF I LOVE YOU BACK!!]

[IT WOULD BE IF YOU WOULD STOP LIVING IN FEAR OF EMOTIONAL HURT!!

okay god. a while later when the cigarette is long been snubbed, Slick gets up and goes about drying and getting dressed

last chance to bow out!!]

[RRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHH

i will just. sit here. BECAUSE MY INABILITY TO LOVE IS MATCHED ONLY BY MY INABILITY TO BACK DOWN]

[WELP OKAY

OFF TO SEE T]

[OH GOD WHY IS THIS

I GUESS I WILL

GO SPY ON YOU FROM A DISTANCE]

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