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[waysmarterthanyou]

Who: Gary, Sion, and anyone witnessing this embarrassing event
When: Day 38, late afternoon
Where: The great room that is totally not so great right now
What: Completing a god quest LIKE A CHAMP

[So first this happened, which led to this...

...Which now leads to Gary entering the room with Sion, looking very much annoyed and...well, annoyed.]

Let's just get this over with.

[There is a very long pause, before Gary begins serenading our resident bishie. There are comparisons between his hair to a cloudy sky, and his supreme coffee making ability, and a bunch of made up crap about his "delicate sensual looks" that was totally not Gary's idea. And he throws in some shit about golden eyes, because why the hell not? Gary's voice is surprisingly not full of vitriol!]

[By the time he's done he is trying his best to look as if this was absolutely no big deal.]

There. It's done. Wasn't that just romantic?

[...All he wanted was a couch.]

Comments

[waysmarterthanyou]

If you're so in love with me, then you won't mind making me more free coffee later.

[I hate you.]

[madasahero]

Oh well, I think I can be in love with you at least for a week.

[waysmarterthanyou]

[Why can't love be more like this? Serenade some person and get free coffee.]

Thanks, femme-boy.

[Oh wait, that was weirder to say than he thought. He misses bossing around that little twerp, Petey. OKAY FEELINGS PASSED.]

At least you're not totally useless.

[madasahero]

You are welcome.

[Femme-boy? :Oa]

And I try not to be.

[waysmarterthanyou]

[That is what he called his best punching-bag. Feel honored.]

So why'd you do it?

[madasahero]

[...XD]

Isn't that obvious?

So you could get your sofa. And perhaps learn one thing for two about romance ~

[waysmarterthanyou]

Yeah, you're good at bullshitting. I get that. Now tell me the real reason.

[madasahero]

That was it.

Well, I must confess it was also amusing.

[waysmarterthanyou]

[WELP. Gary's done a lot of horrible things because it was amusing, so.]

Tch. Figured.

[madasahero]

[You fail. XD ]

...Well done. It seems Tare is satisfied with your performance.

[waysmarterthanyou]

[I don't fail. D<]

As I pretty much expected.

[BECAUSE I DON'T FAIL]

[madasahero]

[XD]

Ahhhh, as much as I love you, I believe it's time to break up.

[waysmarterthanyou]

Aw, I'm so heartbroken.

If anyone asks, I dumped you.

[madasahero]

Oh? Do you think people will believe it?

[waysmarterthanyou]

Why wouldn't they?

[I mean, look at me. I have a sexy scar and everything.]

[madasahero]

[You are really amusing, sir]

Well...

[waysmarterthanyou]

[Yeah, you're definitely nuts if you think I'm amusing.]

Let me guess. Because I'm so mean~.

[madasahero]

That might pose a few problems.

[waysmarterthanyou]

Nothing I can't handle.

[No mocking or sarcastic tone. Just seriousness.]

[madasahero]

[You are so serious. :|a]

Well, I hope you find someone that...open minded.

[waysmarterthanyou]

[TOTALLY SERIOUS.]

And why the hell would I want that?

[madasahero]

It's one of those mysterious things.

[waysmarterthanyou]

Screw that.

[No feelings for me! Unless they are rage, arrogance, superiority, all that good stuff!]

[madasahero]

[Facing palming a little]

My, you are such a difficult kid.

[waysmarterthanyou]

[...]

[paaaause]

Yeah, so I've heard.

Not my fault no one can handle me.