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[waysmarterthanyou]

Who: Gary, Sion, and anyone witnessing this embarrassing event
When: Day 38, late afternoon
Where: The great room that is totally not so great right now
What: Completing a god quest LIKE A CHAMP

[So first this happened, which led to this...

...Which now leads to Gary entering the room with Sion, looking very much annoyed and...well, annoyed.]

Let's just get this over with.

[There is a very long pause, before Gary begins serenading our resident bishie. There are comparisons between his hair to a cloudy sky, and his supreme coffee making ability, and a bunch of made up crap about his "delicate sensual looks" that was totally not Gary's idea. And he throws in some shit about golden eyes, because why the hell not? Gary's voice is surprisingly not full of vitriol!]

[By the time he's done he is trying his best to look as if this was absolutely no big deal.]

There. It's done. Wasn't that just romantic?

[...All he wanted was a couch.]

Comments

[madasahero]

[Clapping]

That was amazing, Gary. You are truly irresistible.

[Is it alright if I tease you forever? I need some happiness in my life and you have just provided it. :D]

[waysmarterthanyou]

I already knew that, but thanks.

[You're giving me more free coffee for this crap.]

[madasahero]

[I won't mind that at all.

Moar clapping]

I've not been serenaded to in ages ~ But now it's like my heart has started beating again. With the power of true love ~

[maidenofamerpire]

[Oh my gosh, Sion what is even-]

[It's so hard to not laugh, you don't even know.]

[madasahero]

[Yay, angsty folks get to laugh too.]

[crazylikeavulp]

Congratulations.

[madasahero]

[I am laughing so hard. This is the funniest thing that happened to me since I died.]

Well, thank you.

[oi_theoi]

[a warm wind rustles Sion's hair and Tare appears behind him hiding behind him and keeping him there with hir arms around his waist]

... It was more romantic than I thought possible. You should thank your lover for his help.

[madasahero]

[As usual, he tenses at the physical contact, but doesn't pull away]

...Will he get his sofa, then?

[Sounds hopeful!]

[oi_theoi]

[pouting :( definitely pouting]

Yes...

[waysmarterthanyou]

[WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY TO THAT, HUH?]

[Smug]

So? How 'bout it?

[oi_theoi]

[ffffffffffffffffffffff]

[theshadowturnedhero]

[What...what is even...]

[Yeah, no, just laughing.]

[waysmarterthanyou]

[FUCK YOU.

I MEAN JUST GONNA PRETEND I'M NOT BOTHERED.]

Laugh all you want, pal. Got a couch a free coffee out of it.

[theshadowturnedhero]

Coffee must be really good then.

[I'm in old time clothes, I do not know what coffee is.]

[arosebyanyothername]

[uhhhhhhhhhhhhh]

[waysmarterthanyou]

[WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?!]

Problem, twerp?

[arosebyanyothername]

Not at all! Congratulations~.

[brokenbird]

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

[waysmarterthanyou]

[FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF]

[Composure]

Aren't I sweet?

[brokenbird]

You're precious and I'm jealous.

You had to do a thing for the creepy love god didn't you?

[arosebyanyothername]

He's in denial.

[brokenbird]

Well, a lot of guys find it difficult to fall for other guys. But its good he's making that first step so boldly!

[crazylikeavulp]

Getting a couch, huh?

[waysmarterthanyou]

How'd you know? Had business with this moron before?