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Who: Gary, Sion, and anyone witnessing this embarrassing event
When: Day 38, late afternoon
Where: The great room that is totally not so great right now
What: Completing a god quest LIKE A CHAMP

[So first this happened, which led to this...

...Which now leads to Gary entering the room with Sion, looking very much annoyed and...well, annoyed.]

Let's just get this over with.

[There is a very long pause, before Gary begins serenading our resident bishie. There are comparisons between his hair to a cloudy sky, and his supreme coffee making ability, and a bunch of made up crap about his "delicate sensual looks" that was totally not Gary's idea. And he throws in some shit about golden eyes, because why the hell not? Gary's voice is surprisingly not full of vitriol!]

[By the time he's done he is trying his best to look as if this was absolutely no big deal.]

There. It's done. Wasn't that just romantic?

[...All he wanted was a couch.]

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[Clapping]

That was amazing, Gary. You are truly irresistible.

[Is it alright if I tease you forever? I need some happiness in my life and you have just provided it. :D]

I already knew that, but thanks.

[You're giving me more free coffee for this crap.]

[I won't mind that at all.

Moar clapping]

I've not been serenaded to in ages ~ But now it's like my heart has started beating again. With the power of true love ~

If you're so in love with me, then you won't mind making me more free coffee later.

[I hate you.]

Oh well, I think I can be in love with you at least for a week.

[a warm wind rustles Sion's hair and Tare appears behind him hiding behind him and keeping him there with hir arms around his waist]

... It was more romantic than I thought possible. You should thank your lover for his help.

[As usual, he tenses at the physical contact, but doesn't pull away]

...Will he get his sofa, then?

[Sounds hopeful!]

[Why can't love be more like this? Serenade some person and get free coffee.]

Thanks, femme-boy.

[Oh wait, that was weirder to say than he thought. He misses bossing around that little twerp, Petey. OKAY FEELINGS PASSED.]

At least you're not totally useless.

You are welcome.

[Femme-boy? :Oa]

And I try not to be.

[pouting :( definitely pouting]

Yes...

[I see all your pouting.]

His roommates will probably be happy for the sofa too.

[That is what he called his best punching-bag. Feel honored.]

So why'd you do it?

[...XD]

Isn't that obvious?

So you could get your sofa. And perhaps learn one thing for two about romance ~

Yeah, you're good at bullshitting. I get that. Now tell me the real reason.

[What...what is even...]

[Yeah, no, just laughing.]

That was it.

Well, I must confess it was also amusing.

Edited 2012-04-07 08:47 (UTC)

[Oh my gosh, Sion what is even-]

[It's so hard to not laugh, you don't even know.]

[FUCK YOU.

I MEAN JUST GONNA PRETEND I'M NOT BOTHERED.]

Laugh all you want, pal. Got a couch a free coffee out of it.

[uhhhhhhhhhhhhh]

[Yay, angsty folks get to laugh too.]

[WELP. Gary's done a lot of horrible things because it was amusing, so.]

Tch. Figured.

Coffee must be really good then.

[I'm in old time clothes, I do not know what coffee is.]

Edited 2012-04-07 08:54 (UTC)

I....I really shouldn't laugh...he seems a bit embarrassed....

[But it's hard.]

[huffs softly but relaxes into a less upset pout]

He should try being more polite about things.

Of course it is. Femme-boy over there seems to at least be competent at making it.

[You're missing out, bro.]

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