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[edgeofjustice]

Who: Yuri, any other people
When: Day 45, morning
Where: Third floor common area
What: IT'S A TRAAAAAAP and also a mingle I guess

[Yuri is sitting out by the windows in the third floor common area, making what appears to be a trap of sorts out of some wood. that's not very remarkable, though it is a very well-made trap. What's remarkable is what he's using for bait: a plate of food.

and it is the most beautiful plate of food you've ever seen. the presentation, the color of the food—it's perfect, luscious. practically art. only a mad person would give something so beautiful and tasty looking to an animal. and yet, as he tests the tension in the trap, that's apparently what he's going to do...]

[Nina Pickering's intro]

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[stayinghuman]

[and now it's an intro!

By which I mean a new person has just shown up and is glancing around]

[immortalities]

[watching her . . .]

Hi.

[stayinghuman]

I thought I was done with this part.

[immortalities]

What, the you're dead and you've ended up on another planet part? You've done that more than once?

[stayinghuman]

I'd hardly call the afterlife another planet. I meant the waiting in rooms. This is your first one?

[immortalities]

What, death? I wish.

You're confused. This isn't really the afterlife.

[canihavesome]

[bored wave] Welcome to Thusia.

[stayinghuman]

You too?

[canihavesome]

Me too what?

[stayinghuman]

The whole "aliens took us to a planet called Thusia" thing.

[canihavesome]

Who told you about aliens? The gods did it.

[bitingbark]

[my my my]

Morning, sunshine.

[stayinghuman]

Nina.

[bitingbark]

Sweetheart.

[stayinghuman]

I really don't have the patience for this right now.

[bitingbark]

[holds up hands but gives a quirky shrug]

Newbie, eh?

[nolongerslate]

[Someone is coming in from outside, and he waves to you]

[stayinghuman]

[sort of stares for a second and then shakes her head to clear it]

[nolongerslate]

You all right?

[stayinghuman]

Oh, it's all wine and roses over here.

[nolongerslate]

Considering what we're dealing with outside, I don't think I'd underestimate roses.

[whocanhelpinthebigbadwolf]

[Always up for meeting wolf related horrors, even if you're not a horror right now.]

Hey. Welcome to insanity.

[stayinghuman]

[actually laughs] That's the first thing I've heard that I can believe.

[whocanhelpinthebigbadwolf]

Usually covers it. I think anyone who finds this 'normal' subjectively can objectively acknowledge it's crazy.

Or they're insane, which just proves the point.

[stayinghuman]

There are people who find this normal?