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[edgeofjustice]

Who: Yuri, any other people
When: Day 45, morning
Where: Third floor common area
What: IT'S A TRAAAAAAP and also a mingle I guess

[Yuri is sitting out by the windows in the third floor common area, making what appears to be a trap of sorts out of some wood. that's not very remarkable, though it is a very well-made trap. What's remarkable is what he's using for bait: a plate of food.

and it is the most beautiful plate of food you've ever seen. the presentation, the color of the food—it's perfect, luscious. practically art. only a mad person would give something so beautiful and tasty looking to an animal. and yet, as he tests the tension in the trap, that's apparently what he's going to do...]

[Nina Pickering's intro]

Comments

[bitingbark]

Mornin'. Other than that little bit where you're dead, s'all good here.

[stayinghuman]

Oh yes, instead of finally going to some sort of peaceful afterlife I've apparently been brought back to life on what people keep telling me is some sort of alien planet. Everything is just perfect.

[bitingbark]

Ain't nothin' perfect but s'not bad, considering the dead part. Peaceful's just another word for fuckin' boring.

[stayinghuman]

Then you're going to find me extremely boring.

[bitingbark]

Oh, doubt it. Someone so lovellllly can't possibly be bor-ing.

[stayinghuman]

Are you seriously trying to hit on me? Again?

[bitingbark]

[shrugs with a "couldn't hurt, right?" look]

[stayinghuman]

You see someone new and, knowing that they must have just been through some sort of trauma, the first thing you do is try it on?

[bitingbark]

Makes ya feel alive and right at home, eh?

[stayinghuman]

Only in the sense that I've had to deal with far too many of your type in my life.

[bitingbark]

Nowwww, we can't all be the same...

[stayinghuman]

Oh, you really are.