afoxylady: /all to <lj user="iconsprite"> (Kid all good just know that)

[personal profile] afoxylady 2012-03-31 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Why not? ...Am I ugly?

I'm ugly, aren't I...
bowplucker: (fnegjnflnglnmklng.)

[personal profile] bowplucker 2012-03-31 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
You're not! That's not it!! That's not it at all, you're very beautiful!! It's just, I haven't even really known you for very long, so it wouldn't be right of me to, um, you know!!
afoxylady: /all to <lj user="iconsprite"> (Dancin' is my remedy)

[personal profile] afoxylady 2012-03-31 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[ you are so precious. ]

Ah, I am not a woman who cares about such things. But yes, thank you for recognizing my beauty. There is no right or wrong in such things. Especially if I'm involved!
bowplucker: (fnegjnflnglnmklng.)

[personal profile] bowplucker 2012-03-31 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
E-even so, it's not how I was raised, so-!
afoxylady: /all to <lj user="iconsprite"> (I've been here before)

[personal profile] afoxylady 2012-04-01 07:31 am (UTC)(link)
[ Shifts a little, so her head tilts back against his chest, moving her arms in juust the right way so it pushes her breasts together. And her kimono is low, so... :x ]

...No? Would you deny me if I asked you plainly, as well?
bowplucker: (fnegjnflnglnmklng.)

[personal profile] bowplucker 2012-04-01 07:39 am (UTC)(link)
[ WEIRD STRANGLED NOISE THAT MAY HAVE BEEN AN ATTEMPT TO SAY LIKE FIVE THINGS AT ONCE ]
afoxylady: /all to <lj user="iconsprite"> (Once you've had a taste of her)

[personal profile] afoxylady 2012-04-01 11:36 am (UTC)(link)
[ laaaaughing ]
bowplucker: (WHAT)

[personal profile] bowplucker 2012-04-01 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
You-! You're not even serious, are you!

[ please just agree for my mental health ]
afoxylady: /all to <lj user="iconsprite"> (Upside inside out)

[personal profile] afoxylady 2012-04-02 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I would never treat someone so cruelly. Of course I am!

But you're so fun to poke at, too.
bowplucker: (fnegjnflnglnmklng.)

I should just use this icon for the whole thread

[personal profile] bowplucker 2012-04-02 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
[ HUFFS ]

It's still pretty cruel!
afoxylady: /all to <lj user="iconsprite"> (You're a nice guy with the wrong attitud)

accuracy is key...

[personal profile] afoxylady 2012-04-02 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, I'm sorry. I will say it plainly, then. I think we should have sex.

Do the horizontal tango.
The dirty deed.
Belly to belly.
Bake cookies.
Batter dip the corn dog.
Bump uglies.
Bury the bone.
Churn butter.
Feed the kitty.
Dip the wick.
Give me a high hard one.
The hanky panky.
Hide the weenie.
Give me a hot beef injection.
Glaze the donut.
Park the beef bus into tuna town.
Plant your seed.
Ride the baloney pony.
Scratch the itch.
Service the clam.
Vulcanize the whoopee stick.
Water the lawn.
Stuff the taco.
Get laid.
Slime the banana.
bowplucker: (WHAT)

1/I don't actually know

[personal profile] bowplucker 2012-04-02 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
... What?

bowplucker: (yelling)

2/???

[personal profile] bowplucker 2012-04-02 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
Don't answer that!!
bowplucker: (well if you ask me)

3/

[personal profile] bowplucker 2012-04-02 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
Why-
bowplucker: (nooo)

4/???

[personal profile] bowplucker 2012-04-02 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
That's worse, never mind! Uh-
Edited 2012-04-02 02:50 (UTC)
bowplucker: (fnegjnflnglnmklng.)

5/5 I GUESS

[personal profile] bowplucker 2012-04-02 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
Didn't I already say I wouldn't??
afoxylady: /all to <lj user="iconsprite"> (Temptation calls)

[personal profile] afoxylady 2012-04-02 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
[ GRINNING ]

And I'm saying we should.

...Though perhaps, if you are new at this, I could understand your hesitation...
bowplucker: (well if you ask me)

[personal profile] bowplucker 2012-04-02 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
I'd probably be terrible, yes, will you stop asking now.
afoxylady: /all to <lj user="iconsprite"> (I feel a premonition)

[personal profile] afoxylady 2012-04-02 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
I'll teach you.
bowplucker: (fnegjnflnglnmklng.)

[personal profile] bowplucker 2012-04-02 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
No thank you!!
afoxylady: /all to <lj user="iconsprite"> (She's into new sensations)

[personal profile] afoxylady 2012-04-02 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
Awww. No fun.
bowplucker: (well if you ask me)

[personal profile] bowplucker 2012-04-02 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
I'd rather have fun in other ways, thanks...
afoxylady: /all to <lj user="iconsprite"> (But kid you try so hard)

[personal profile] afoxylady 2012-04-02 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
[ Reaching uuup to touch his face. ]

That's a shame.
bowplucker: (soft)

[personal profile] bowplucker 2012-04-02 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
I dunno, I'm pretty happy that way.

[ huffs, but doesn't seem to mind face-touching much ]
afoxylady: /all to <lj user="iconsprite"> (And she'll make you go insane)

[personal profile] afoxylady 2012-04-02 07:54 am (UTC)(link)
If you ever change your mind, I'll be on call.

[ ...At least she's stopped prodding. Idly running her fingers over his cheek. ]

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