afoxylady: /all to <lj user="iconsprite"> (Upside inside out)

[personal profile] afoxylady 2012-04-02 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I would never treat someone so cruelly. Of course I am!

But you're so fun to poke at, too.
bowplucker: (fnegjnflnglnmklng.)

I should just use this icon for the whole thread

[personal profile] bowplucker 2012-04-02 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
[ HUFFS ]

It's still pretty cruel!
afoxylady: /all to <lj user="iconsprite"> (You're a nice guy with the wrong attitud)

accuracy is key...

[personal profile] afoxylady 2012-04-02 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, I'm sorry. I will say it plainly, then. I think we should have sex.

Do the horizontal tango.
The dirty deed.
Belly to belly.
Bake cookies.
Batter dip the corn dog.
Bump uglies.
Bury the bone.
Churn butter.
Feed the kitty.
Dip the wick.
Give me a high hard one.
The hanky panky.
Hide the weenie.
Give me a hot beef injection.
Glaze the donut.
Park the beef bus into tuna town.
Plant your seed.
Ride the baloney pony.
Scratch the itch.
Service the clam.
Vulcanize the whoopee stick.
Water the lawn.
Stuff the taco.
Get laid.
Slime the banana.
bowplucker: (WHAT)

1/I don't actually know

[personal profile] bowplucker 2012-04-02 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
... What?

bowplucker: (yelling)

2/???

[personal profile] bowplucker 2012-04-02 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
Don't answer that!!
bowplucker: (well if you ask me)

3/

[personal profile] bowplucker 2012-04-02 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
Why-
bowplucker: (nooo)

4/???

[personal profile] bowplucker 2012-04-02 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
That's worse, never mind! Uh-
Edited 2012-04-02 02:50 (UTC)
bowplucker: (fnegjnflnglnmklng.)

5/5 I GUESS

[personal profile] bowplucker 2012-04-02 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
Didn't I already say I wouldn't??
afoxylady: /all to <lj user="iconsprite"> (Temptation calls)

[personal profile] afoxylady 2012-04-02 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
[ GRINNING ]

And I'm saying we should.

...Though perhaps, if you are new at this, I could understand your hesitation...
bowplucker: (well if you ask me)

[personal profile] bowplucker 2012-04-02 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
I'd probably be terrible, yes, will you stop asking now.
afoxylady: /all to <lj user="iconsprite"> (I feel a premonition)

[personal profile] afoxylady 2012-04-02 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
I'll teach you.
bowplucker: (fnegjnflnglnmklng.)

[personal profile] bowplucker 2012-04-02 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
No thank you!!
afoxylady: /all to <lj user="iconsprite"> (She's into new sensations)

[personal profile] afoxylady 2012-04-02 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
Awww. No fun.
bowplucker: (well if you ask me)

[personal profile] bowplucker 2012-04-02 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
I'd rather have fun in other ways, thanks...
afoxylady: /all to <lj user="iconsprite"> (But kid you try so hard)

[personal profile] afoxylady 2012-04-02 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
[ Reaching uuup to touch his face. ]

That's a shame.
bowplucker: (soft)

[personal profile] bowplucker 2012-04-02 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
I dunno, I'm pretty happy that way.

[ huffs, but doesn't seem to mind face-touching much ]
afoxylady: /all to <lj user="iconsprite"> (And she'll make you go insane)

[personal profile] afoxylady 2012-04-02 07:54 am (UTC)(link)
If you ever change your mind, I'll be on call.

[ ...At least she's stopped prodding. Idly running her fingers over his cheek. ]
afoxylady: /all to <lj user="iconsprite"> (Once you've had a taste of her)

[personal profile] afoxylady 2012-04-02 07:56 am (UTC)(link)
You never know. Perhaps you get something from a god who requires it as your offering? There's quite a few.
bowplucker: (unsure)

[personal profile] bowplucker 2012-04-02 08:01 am (UTC)(link)
--I can bargain for something else! Besides, I don't do much trading to begin with...
afoxylady: /all to <lj user="iconsprite"> (I said Mister Man that ain't right)

[personal profile] afoxylady 2012-04-02 08:02 am (UTC)(link)
Well, that's fine.

[ Taking her hand away, and returning to running her fingers through her hair. ]