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[despotic]

Who: Saber-with-a-see-through-skirt and you
When: Day 35, mmmmmorning...ishhhh
Where: WALKING OUT OF SPARKLES LIKE A BOSS
What: Master hunting!11

[ SOMEWHAT still drunk HUNGOVER Saber has decided to announce the world: ]

A Master would -- surely increase my tolerance! Yes, that is exactly as it is. Present yourself before me -- and you may have the honor of being my Master! I will allow you to use my magnificence!

Qualifications . . . [ . . . ] Beautiful! Strong! . . . Un! You must be able to match me! Come at meee . . .

Comments

[freelancetogoodhome]

We came across one. It... finally stopped moving once we took off its head, but we burned the body. It was... unnatural.

[thankyouverymooch]

Unnatural, huh... But if you think about it, aren't most things are that way here? Starting from us breathing.

Anyway, I'll make sure to keep that in mind if I come across something like that.

[freelancetogoodhome]

Most of us nor the creatures I have faced before further impaled themselves on my lance to try to reach me.

[thankyouverymooch]

... That's a little worrying.

[freelancetogoodhome]

[nods]

I wanted to mention it.

[thankyouverymooch]

I'll let Kakashi know about this one too.