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[ibedeadpeople]

Who: Apartment O + you? door is open
When: Day 32, evening
Where: Apartment O
What: family dinner...?

[There is a stew bubbling happily over the fire; leaf "platters" and shish-kebabs(? something-chunks on sticks), salad, a somewhat overcooked stirfry, and a gourd filled with fruit chunks in milky liquid are arranged on the kitchen counter.]

Okay, guys, get it while it's hot!

Comments

[ibedeadpeople]

Booty? Butt? Gluteus maximus? Or if the villains are leg men. I wonder if we'd need him to shave?

[ghostofthesparklelizards]

Oh! I think I get it now.

....maybe?

[ibedeadpeople]

It's okay, those aren't really my kinks either. I just like guys in dresses because it's funny.

[ghostofthesparklelizards]

Kinks?

...they do always seem more awkward. That is funny.

[ibedeadpeople]

Exactly! Guys wore skirts and dresses for thousands of years, and now that it's no longer in fashion they get all flustered about it. It's so silly.

Anyway, some people are really into that, like, they find it sexy. So, cross-dressing is one of their 'kinks'.

[ghostofthesparklelizards]

People are pretty weird about clothes.

...really? That seems weird. I mean, clothes are just clothes.

[ibedeadpeople]

Yeah. I guess it has to do with liking to see someone out of the ordinary, or something something gender-role reversal something... Someone tried explaining it to me once but I didn't really get it. If I like someone, it doesn't matter what they wear.

[ghostofthesparklelizards]

I guess it's one of those weird, makes no sense people thing.

[ibedeadpeople]

Everybody's different. You never know, there might be something you really like that other people don't get. If nothing else, it makes it easier to impress a partner.

[ghostofthesparklelizards]

If you know their kinks, you mean?

[ibedeadpeople]

Yup. If you know someone really likes high heels, and then you wear high heels, maybe it's like a treat. And you can probably ask them for stuff and they'll say yes easier.

[ghostofthesparklelizards]

Ooo, that could be handy.

[ibedeadpeople]

It has its uses.

[ghostofthesparklelizards]

It certainly sounds like it.

[ibedeadpeople]

Anyway, you might want to keep an eye out for different people's preferences. It could come in handy someday!

[ghostofthesparklelizards]

Hmmm, I should.

So what are your preferences~?

[ibedeadpeople]

M-me?

[ghostofthesparklelizards]

Yeah.

[ibedeadpeople]

Well... I'm not really certain about, uh, "spicier" stuff, since I never got anyone to try it out with me. But, um... Huh, I never really thought about it that much.

[ghostofthesparklelizards]

Spicier stuff?

[ibedeadpeople]

Instead of "vanilla" stuff like kissing or dirty talk, it's more, uh, exotic, like bondage or role-playing or scat, which is like pooping on people and I don't really see the appeal, but the others might be interesting to try.

[ghostofthesparklelizards]

...that last one just sounds messy.

Not sure what the other stuff is.

[ibedeadpeople]

Bondage, is like tying someone up, or being bound in some way. Sometimes being told what to do is part of it too. Um, and role-playing is just pretending to be someone else, with costumes and stuff. So like, getting a medical checkup from the sexy nurse, or the bad student being disciplined by the sexy teacher...stuff like that.

[ghostofthesparklelizards]

Oooooo.

...the second could be fun. Not sure about that first one, but maybe I could see it...

[ibedeadpeople]

Depends on what you're into, and who you're with, I guess. But then, I guess everything does. I guess you should try it sometime and then you'd know!