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Who: Apartment O + you? door is open
When: Day 32, evening
Where: Apartment O
What: family dinner...?

[There is a stew bubbling happily over the fire; leaf "platters" and shish-kebabs(? something-chunks on sticks), salad, a somewhat overcooked stirfry, and a gourd filled with fruit chunks in milky liquid are arranged on the kitchen counter.]

Okay, guys, get it while it's hot!

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A trial?

The villains need to be shown justice! Or maybe the damsel in distress was wrongly-accused and the hero needs to prove their innocence! --We should get Badger to help!

[...not sure I get the trial bit, but with characters that badass looking, maybe it'll work.] If you say so.

He says he's a lawyer, and I bet he'd be a great damsel in distress, too. We can kidnap him before the show for more authenticity!

[Snorts.] But then we'd be the villains.

It's for a good cause. We can even tell Quartz beforehand, or maybe duringhand.

Well, if it's for a GOOD cause.

Of course! He'll eventually get saved by the forces of good! And maybe even the forces of love.

Ah, you think so?!

Maybe! We can make sure his outfit has a short skirt, that might help.

[Snickers.] They must be really evil villains.

They could just have very particular interests.

Particular interests?

Yeah. Like Badger booty.

Badger booty?

Booty? Butt? Gluteus maximus? Or if the villains are leg men. I wonder if we'd need him to shave?

Oh! I think I get it now.

....maybe?

It's okay, those aren't really my kinks either. I just like guys in dresses because it's funny.

Kinks?

...they do always seem more awkward. That is funny.

Exactly! Guys wore skirts and dresses for thousands of years, and now that it's no longer in fashion they get all flustered about it. It's so silly.

Anyway, some people are really into that, like, they find it sexy. So, cross-dressing is one of their 'kinks'.

People are pretty weird about clothes.

...really? That seems weird. I mean, clothes are just clothes.

Yeah. I guess it has to do with liking to see someone out of the ordinary, or something something gender-role reversal something... Someone tried explaining it to me once but I didn't really get it. If I like someone, it doesn't matter what they wear.

I guess it's one of those weird, makes no sense people thing.

Everybody's different. You never know, there might be something you really like that other people don't get. If nothing else, it makes it easier to impress a partner.

If you know their kinks, you mean?

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