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Who: Rin & Whoever
When: Day 31, late morning
Where: Apt ☻, but the door is open
What:

[ . . . there's a quiet shriek and then a puff of smoke wafts out of Apt ☻'s door . . .

The source of said shriek is tossing some charred pieces of . . . something out the door '-' . . . ]

Comments

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Well, it's a bit less of an embarrassing failure than if it was really meat at least.

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. . . I can cook excellently, I should mention just in case you get the wrong idea anyway.

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Honestly, that sounds better than being able to turn rocks into flashlights anyway.

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The kind who prefers food over flashy things . . .?

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The kind who prefers food over most anything.

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. . . how weird. I don't think I've ever met anyone like that in real life.

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Really?

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Mostly I know pack rats and assholes.

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Well, I fall into at least one of those categories.

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Asshole? You'll have to be a pretty big one to compete with the ones I know.

[ticking]

I'm not very interested in competing. You don't happen to know a certain king, do you?

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. . .

Somehow he gets around quite a lot.

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I think he's rubbed off on you a bit too.

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[ adfffffffjk ]

It's only natural! After ten years!

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[?]

That long? He doesn't seem like the type to take in orphans.

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Who's an orphan?

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Well. If you had parents who leave you to hang out with that sort of company you would probably be better off as one.

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[ . . . slight gape. ]

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[ A. . . NGRY . . . ]

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[ . . . but there is a grain of truth to that i guess.

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My guardian is Gilgamesh's crush.

[ticking]

[...cute]

His majesty has crushes? That almost seems as unlikely as the bit about orphans.

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They're really quite the pair.

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I'd like to see that.

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He's here.

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[=x]

You should introduce me sometime, then.