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Who: Anybody
When: Day 26, afternoon
Where: Hallways
~~What~~: More like WHY

[Lucky steps up on her mini-fridge and clears her throat]

ATTENTION, EVERYONE! MURDERING PEOPLE FOR NO DAMN REASON HAS BEEN DECLARED OFFICIALLY ILLEGAL BY THE THUSIA POLICE FORCE! PLEASE TO BE REPORTING THAT AND ALL OTHER ILLEGAL ACTIVITY! "WHAT IS ILLEGAL IN THIS JURISDICTION?" YOU ASK! THAT'S A VERY GOOD QUESTION, TIMMY. SOMEONE ELSE CAN FIGURE IT OUT!

I AM SHERIFF LUCKY AND I APPROVE OF THIS MESSAGE!

((IMPORTANT NOTE! Excel has been given limited mind control powers by Eizon.:') She's not going to hurt anybody (probably) but she might try to make you, say, bark like a dog. SO BE AWARE OF THAT.))

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Nah, one of the gods hired me.

I understand if this means we can't be grudging allies anymore.

Which god?

Eizon. He gives out the best powers.

Machinery and electricity? Not what I thought you'd be interested in.

Although, I suppose if it's for the powers...

Edited 2012-03-02 07:01 (UTC)

It's true. Except for that one time, I'm usually low-tech as a symptom of being low-budget.

He wants me to advance society. And why not? I can't burn it down, so advancing it is probably my next best option.

Edited 2012-03-02 07:05 (UTC)

In other words, you sold out in exchange for a few extra privileges.

Sorry, kid. Maybe someday you too can hit rock bottom and know the taste of sweet freedom that comes with no longer caring what happens to you!

But hey, if I ever get mind-wiped, I know you'll be there to take me out. We can both take comfort in that!

Don't think I won't, if it comes to that.

Knew I could count on ya!

Does he at least give you extra information?

...I'm sure he would if I asked him...

Then ask him. If you're going to use him, use him for everything he's worth before it ends up getting you in trouble.

You got anything specific you want to know?

Anything about the other gods. Anything about traveling to other worlds from here. Anything about- [He hesitates, just for a fraction of a second.] -about something that can affect other worlds.