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Who: Anybody
When: Day 26, afternoon
Where: Hallways
~~What~~: More like WHY

[Lucky steps up on her mini-fridge and clears her throat]

ATTENTION, EVERYONE! MURDERING PEOPLE FOR NO DAMN REASON HAS BEEN DECLARED OFFICIALLY ILLEGAL BY THE THUSIA POLICE FORCE! PLEASE TO BE REPORTING THAT AND ALL OTHER ILLEGAL ACTIVITY! "WHAT IS ILLEGAL IN THIS JURISDICTION?" YOU ASK! THAT'S A VERY GOOD QUESTION, TIMMY. SOMEONE ELSE CAN FIGURE IT OUT!

I AM SHERIFF LUCKY AND I APPROVE OF THIS MESSAGE!

((IMPORTANT NOTE! Excel has been given limited mind control powers by Eizon.:') She's not going to hurt anybody (probably) but she might try to make you, say, bark like a dog. SO BE AWARE OF THAT.))

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You don't make the laws, you just enforce them?

You can't approve of your own fucking message.

[Lucky is the last person he expected to hear a declaration of JUSTICE from]

There is no official judicial system.

...Murdering people for no reason isn't always illegal?

Guess not.

Exactamundo!

. . . police?

[a crazy person in charge of it...?]

... Since when do we have a police force?

At the very least, it doesn't sound very nice. Plus, it leaves me with unsatisfied customers!

Can and did! Ain't no laws against it!

There is now!

You mean the ghosts and that sort of shit, or whoever comes to you for some of that shit?

You'd think so, but sadly that was not the case! Now, however, I have declared it to be so, and you may all rest at ease knowing that you are under my iron-fisted authority.

I say there should be one. It's lame as fuck.

Well, thank you for the announcement, Sheriff.

Coppers! The fuzz! But don't you dare call me a pig!

Since I got appointed to be in charge of it.

No problem, citizen!

Your face is lame as fuck, but there's not a law against that, either!

'the hell?! My face's awesome and good looking!

Edited 2012-02-26 03:52 (UTC)

What are you even supposed to be enforcing? [Do they even have any laws?]

It's sick that people even needed to be told that shit.

If a Fey is hired to give the reason their loved one's dead, and all they can come up with is "I dunno," it's not only dissatisfying to everyone involved, but it totally sinks our rating on Yelp.

Oh, wow. Thanks, then. Otherwise it could've been really dangerous!

There isn't even a process of law in this place... what would you do with would-be murderers?

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