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[crazylikeavulp]

Who: Anybody
When: Day 26, afternoon
Where: Hallways
What: More like WHY

[Lucky steps up on her mini-fridge and clears her throat]

ATTENTION, EVERYONE! MURDERING PEOPLE FOR NO DAMN REASON HAS BEEN DECLARED OFFICIALLY ILLEGAL BY THE THUSIA POLICE FORCE! PLEASE TO BE REPORTING THAT AND ALL OTHER ILLEGAL ACTIVITY! "WHAT IS ILLEGAL IN THIS JURISDICTION?" YOU ASK! THAT'S A VERY GOOD QUESTION, TIMMY. SOMEONE ELSE CAN FIGURE IT OUT!

I AM SHERIFF LUCKY AND I APPROVE OF THIS MESSAGE!

((IMPORTANT NOTE! Excel has been given limited mind control powers by Eizon.:') She's not going to hurt anybody (probably) but she might try to make you, say, bark like a dog. SO BE AWARE OF THAT.))

Comments

[crazylikeavulp]

Sure do. We're megabros.

[anklets]

[She is not sure what a megabro is...]

If he does anything wrong, I don't expect you to... [hesitate] let him off lightly— he wouldn't ever kill someone, of course— but if you could just... send him to me, as opposed to publicly berating him...?

[crazylikeavulp]

I can handle 'em just fine!

[anklets]

It— isn't really about being able to handle them or not...

[crazylikeavulp]

So what's it about, huh?

[anklets]

Well, ah, I suppose it is about being able to handle them in the end, but... they're really likely to fight back if they think something's uncalled for. And sometimes for less than that... But if you know Kanda, then you realize this already...