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[crazylikeavulp]

Who: Anybody
When: Day 26, afternoon
Where: Hallways
What: More like WHY

[Lucky steps up on her mini-fridge and clears her throat]

ATTENTION, EVERYONE! MURDERING PEOPLE FOR NO DAMN REASON HAS BEEN DECLARED OFFICIALLY ILLEGAL BY THE THUSIA POLICE FORCE! PLEASE TO BE REPORTING THAT AND ALL OTHER ILLEGAL ACTIVITY! "WHAT IS ILLEGAL IN THIS JURISDICTION?" YOU ASK! THAT'S A VERY GOOD QUESTION, TIMMY. SOMEONE ELSE CAN FIGURE IT OUT!

I AM SHERIFF LUCKY AND I APPROVE OF THIS MESSAGE!

((IMPORTANT NOTE! Excel has been given limited mind control powers by Eizon.:') She's not going to hurt anybody (probably) but she might try to make you, say, bark like a dog. SO BE AWARE OF THAT.))

Comments

[crazylikeavulp]

Some other cop can do it!

[hydralize]

What other cops?

[crazylikeavulp]

The ones I'm gonna hire!

[hydralize]

Do you have anyone in mind yet?

[crazylikeavulp]

Well I doubt Eizon'll let me hire you, so... Haruto.

But Haruto's got better things to do than running around talking to people... oh, somebody else in the apartment!

[hydralize]

You could try Link. He seems like a policing kind of guy.

[crazylikeavulp]

He didn't seem so interested. Maybe I'll recruit Pochi. Actual Pochi, I mean, not Columbina.

[hydralize]

Pochi?

[crazylikeavulp]

Syaoran...

[hydralize]

Oh, him. He'd be a good cop too . . . and there's no way anyone could distrust him.

[hydralize]

. . . When did he get here? [/DELAYED]

[crazylikeavulp]

He could be my PR guy.

I dunno, like an hour or two ago maybe?

[hydralize]

Tch, poor kid . . .

You should definitely ask him though.

[crazylikeavulp]

Also he may actually think he's Pochi.

[hydralize]

. . . What.

[crazylikeavulp]

I was all like "Hey Pochi!" 'cause that's what I do, and he was all, "How do you know my name?" and it turned into one of those real awkward moments.

[hydralize]

Holy shit. Is Red okay?

[crazylikeavulp]

Red is either never or always okay. I can't tell.

[hydralize]

He can't be okay right now. That's the second teammate of his that's shown up with fucked memories.

[crazylikeavulp]

He needs to learn to turn that big brain of his off.

[hydralize]

You really think that's possible in that kind of situation?

[crazylikeavulp]

That's the best kind of situation for it.

[hydralize]

It's not easy to do.

[crazylikeavulp]

Maybe I could order him to be okay. That'd be a good test of the limits of this power!

[hydralize]

. . . He might appreciate the attempt.