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[of_glory]

Who: Blaze and people
When: Day 21, afternoon
Where: Apartment O and the hall nearby
What: this looks unsafe...

[there are a lot of stray materials, wood and bits of plants spread out on the floor in the hall along with several frogs in a very crudely made cage of twigs. Blaze is just sitting and staring at the mess around him]

I don't think I want to find out how flammable those frogs are...

Comments

[hohosiscons]

No, man, not when you're being so nice and stroking my ego and all.

Come on, what's the end goal?

[of_glory]

To get a frog to float in some kind of contraption long enough for Tare to be pleased.

[hohosiscons]

Float, huh...?

[sitting in front of him then, looking at what you gathered]

Got anything in mind yet?

[of_glory]

Well, if I had the right materials I could use hot air to make something float. But I don't know how I will control the heat, or keep the hot air in.

[hohosiscons]

So you just gotta make a hot air balloon or something. Remember anything about how that shit's made?

[of_glory]

Yes, but I don't exactly have access to fuel here. And I don't really want to do another favor for a different god just to complete this favor.

[hohosiscons]

What, can't just put something flammable in there and just make sure it'll burn for long enough?

[of_glory]

Because I don't exactly have something fireproof that's light enough to serve as a balloon. If I just fill it with something flammable, the whole thing will catch. And while fried frogs sound like a tasty treat, I don't think it will get me a couch.

[hohosiscons]

Pretty sure you're gonna have to resign to ask another god for shit.

[of_glory]

No, there's a way. There has to be. Do we have any cooking oil or fat?

[hohosiscons]

Pretty sure we don't have any cooking oil, but you can get some fat from those animal fuckers.

[of_glory]

From who?

[hohosiscons]

I'm just saying, it should be possible, yeah? I mean. Work your pretty little head.

Unless you thought I was being literal with animal fuckers. I don't want to know if something like that's going on here.

[of_glory]

You know after all of this not helping you are not going to be allowed to sit on my couch for a week.

[hohosiscons]

Hey now, I would have let you sit on my couch. That's just being heartless right here.

[of_glory]

There won't even be a couch to argue about if I don't figure this out.

[hohosiscons]

I'm helping, man. Cut me some slack.

[of_glory]

You can help by getting me a frog so I can see how big to measure for the basket.

[hohosiscons]

No way in hell I'm touching that thing, it's gross as fuck.

[of_glory]

How are you ever going to survive here?

[hohosiscons]

Looking really pretty...?

[of_glory]

[getting a frog for himself]

[hohosiscons]

Don't worry, I'm sure you could pull it off too.

[of_glory]

Flattering. But I think I'd rather earn at least some of my keep.

[measuring around the frog]

[hohosiscons]

... so got any good idea?