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[of_glory]

Who: Blaze and people
When: Day 21, afternoon
Where: Apartment O and the hall nearby
What: this looks unsafe...

[there are a lot of stray materials, wood and bits of plants spread out on the floor in the hall along with several frogs in a very crudely made cage of twigs. Blaze is just sitting and staring at the mess around him]

I don't think I want to find out how flammable those frogs are...

Comments

[of_glory]

No, there's a way. There has to be. Do we have any cooking oil or fat?

[hohosiscons]

Pretty sure we don't have any cooking oil, but you can get some fat from those animal fuckers.

[of_glory]

From who?

[hohosiscons]

I'm just saying, it should be possible, yeah? I mean. Work your pretty little head.

Unless you thought I was being literal with animal fuckers. I don't want to know if something like that's going on here.

[of_glory]

You know after all of this not helping you are not going to be allowed to sit on my couch for a week.

[hohosiscons]

Hey now, I would have let you sit on my couch. That's just being heartless right here.

[of_glory]

There won't even be a couch to argue about if I don't figure this out.

[hohosiscons]

I'm helping, man. Cut me some slack.

[of_glory]

You can help by getting me a frog so I can see how big to measure for the basket.

[hohosiscons]

No way in hell I'm touching that thing, it's gross as fuck.

[of_glory]

How are you ever going to survive here?

[hohosiscons]

Looking really pretty...?

[of_glory]

[getting a frog for himself]

[hohosiscons]

Don't worry, I'm sure you could pull it off too.

[of_glory]

Flattering. But I think I'd rather earn at least some of my keep.

[measuring around the frog]

[hohosiscons]

... so got any good idea?

[of_glory]

Just the one.

[tossing the frog at Crown]

[hohosiscons]

—what!?

[his reflexes aren't too bad, but he wasn't expecting it. Trying to catch it and probably failing]

[of_glory]

[don't worry, they're sticky and they cling]

[hohosiscons]

[trying to take it off :||]

I fucking hate you.

[of_glory]

Liar.

[laughing~]

[hohosiscons]

You're gonna make this up to me with that couch.

[of_glory]

I'm sure I will anyway.

[hohosiscons]

Get this thing off of me or no couch sex for you.

[of_glory]

Alright alright, it's just a frog. It can't hurt you.

[peeling it off and back in the cage]