Group Intro Again

[oi_theoi]

Who: M-More Newkids
When: Day 18, Early evening
Where: Shrine room
What: 8D;

[The Other Intro was getting rather full, so here is another one!]


[Top Level Comments | Valvatorez | Edward Elric]

Comments

[alpha_and_omega3]

Don't listen to that. What she needs are some good, wholesome sardines.

[canihelpyou]

What are sardines?

[alpha_and_omega3]

What are sardines, he asks! Prepare yourself to be educated!

[canihelpyou]

Ferris wheel...

[alpha_and_omega3]

Sardines are a small fish of the family Clupeidae, known and beloved worldwide for their superb nutritional value! They are considered superfoods and are sometimes known as pilchard! Some cultures even use the head of a sardine to ward off evil!

[canihelpyou]

F-Fish can really do all that?

[alpha_and_omega3]

They most definitely can! I owe all my greatest accomplishments to sardines!

[canihelpyou]

Do you fight evil with them?

[alpha_and_omega3]

Nothing so specific. I fight whatever needs to be fought.

[canihelpyou]

Oh. D-Do you enjoy it sir?

[alpha_and_omega3]

Fighting? Of course I do. What manner of demon do you take me for?

[canihelpyou]

Uhmm, I don't know. Y-You don't have a tail, so not one like Dood...

[alpha_and_omega3]

I'm a vampire. But the spirit of fighting, much like the spirit of sardines, is one that binds all demons deep down.

[canihelpyou]

[But Dood didn't want to fight...] What is a vampire?

[alpha_and_omega3]

A type of demon with a rich and noble heritage. The distinction that a human would probably make is that most vampires subsist on the consumption of their blood.

[canihelpyou]

Humans don't eat blood? B-But they eat animals...

[alpha_and_omega3]

Vampires drink human blood. Though I, personally, haven't for some time.

[canihelpyou]

Oh, th-that's good for the humans here! Wh-What do you eat then? Those fish?

[alpha_and_omega3]

That's right. Who needs anything else when I have sardines?

[canihelpyou]

I-I don't know if we have sardines here, I haven't s-seen anywhere for them to swim.

[alpha_and_omega3]

. . .

What do you mean, you don't know if you have them. They have to be here somewhere. They're a very versatile fish.

[canihelpyou]

M-Maybe somebody else has seen them?

[alpha_and_omega3]

O-of course. Surely they must have. What place could be so forsaken as not to have sardines?

[canihelpyou]

Umm...

[alpha_and_omega3]

I'll... I'll simply overthrow the ruling class quickly...