canihelpyou: (Yippee!)

[personal profile] canihelpyou 2012-02-02 07:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, th-that's good for the humans here! Wh-What do you eat then? Those fish?
alpha_and_omega3: (1st step is admitting you have a problem)

[personal profile] alpha_and_omega3 2012-02-02 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
That's right. Who needs anything else when I have sardines?
canihelpyou: (Well gosh)

[personal profile] canihelpyou 2012-02-02 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I-I don't know if we have sardines here, I haven't s-seen anywhere for them to swim.
alpha_and_omega3: (Default)

[personal profile] alpha_and_omega3 2012-02-02 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
. . .

What do you mean, you don't know if you have them. They have to be here somewhere. They're a very versatile fish.
canihelpyou: (Ahahaha...Ha...)

[personal profile] canihelpyou 2012-02-02 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
M-Maybe somebody else has seen them?
alpha_and_omega3: (COMBO ATTACK)

[personal profile] alpha_and_omega3 2012-02-02 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
O-of course. Surely they must have. What place could be so forsaken as not to have sardines?
alpha_and_omega3: (THE SKIN OF A KILLER!!!)

[personal profile] alpha_and_omega3 2012-02-02 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll... I'll simply overthrow the ruling class quickly...
canihelpyou: (Is the fainting lady okay?)

[personal profile] canihelpyou 2012-02-02 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
W-Wait, overthrow?
alpha_and_omega3: (pic#2179777)

[personal profile] alpha_and_omega3 2012-02-02 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
The gods. I'm going to defeat them and turn this place into a proper Netherworld.
canihelpyou: (Dunno what Kansas is but we aren't in it)

[personal profile] canihelpyou 2012-02-02 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I... I don't think that's a very g-good idea, sir.
canihelpyou: (It's a girl! A female one!)

[personal profile] canihelpyou 2012-02-02 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I don't know what a Netherworld is, b-but we're relying on the gods for lots of things. L-Like, all the food is poisonous without them purifying it, y-your sardines would only make you sick. And, we need things like beds, a-and for them to purify the doors, and thread. Besides, o-our powers are weaker here.
alpha_and_omega3: (BLEH BLEH I'M A VAMPIRE)

[personal profile] alpha_and_omega3 2012-02-02 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Do I look like I care about insignificant matters like poison or beds or power loss?
alpha_and_omega3: (BATSPLOSION)

[personal profile] alpha_and_omega3 2012-02-02 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
But nothing! Gods or no, their arrogance must be disciplined!