Group Intro

[oi_theoi]

Who: =D!
When: Day 16, Night
Where: Shrine Room
What: M-More new kids?

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Comments

[depraved]

Sherlock Holmes.

[ shakes it firmly ]

[evenimprobable]

[shakes |D omg |D]

It's a pleasure.

[depraved]

Pleasure's all mine.

[evenimprobable]

(I feel dumb asking this, but . . . )

Is there anything you'd like to know that you haven't figured out on your own already?

[depraved]

Not really.

[evenimprobable]

[nods]

If you'd like a place to stay, then, our apartment has some room. Even if it's just temporary.

[depraved]

That would be delightful.

[evenimprobable]

[:D!!]

I'll let the girls know, then.

[depraved]

[ girls ... why girls... ]

Yes, of course.

[evenimprobable]

. . . they won't bother you.

[depraved]

I hope not.

[evenimprobable]

So do I.

Ah . . . though I was wondering - if you don't mind me asking, that is, but - how did you die?

[depraved]

[ smiles, thin and grimly ]

Didn't your stories tell you?

[evenimprobable]

. . .

Reichenbach Falls?

[depraved]

Watson probably made it more depressing than it actually was. Yes, I fell. I took him with me.

[evenimprobable]

[frowns]

Mm, I know. You were thought to be dead for a long time.

Interesting . . . another deviated timeline.

[depraved]

...

You don't think I died.

[evenimprobable]

If you're here, then you died; even an idiot can't deny that kind of evidence.

But what I meant by that is, in the stories you don't die. You're presumed dead for a while, but you live a long life - well into retirement.

[depraved]

. . .

[evenimprobable]

(Conversations I never thought I'd have . . . this is suddenly depressing.)

I know it sounds odd, but . . . [h-helpless gesture]

[depraved]

Retirement sounds appalling. I'm rather glad I fell off a waterfall.

[evenimprobable]

[blinks. . . . laughs]

Retirement doesn't suit you anyway.

[depraved]

Exactly.

[evenimprobable]

Heh.

What did you manage to bring in with you?

[depraved]

My pipe, matches, my lockpick set... [ frowns ] I should have taken my violin somehow.