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Who: A rogue latrine orderly, her backup, AND YOU
When: Day 16, afternoon
Where: Every apartment (except her own, that one is already sparkling and pristine)
What: A great degerming

[Lucky has her bucket of cleaning supplies slung over one arm, and she's pounding on your door.]

HOUSEKEEPING!

((If you're answering a door, put the apartment in the subject line por favor ♥ ))

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An' assistant. She's jus' here ta clean.

She thinks I'm trying to poison her and steal her stuff, and now she's offering to clean my apartment for me?

Don't be so gloom an' broom. She's not after your whole apartment either, jus' the toilet.

Charming. Well, I guess it needs doing. I wish it wasn't her, though.

'f she can squwash those complaints, ya can can 'em, too.

Yeah, I guess you're right.

Should stop problems from moppin' up s'often.

'Mopping up'?

Oh, that one's no good? Poppin' up!

You talk weird.

Another one with no appreciation? Awww. Puns, they're on purpose. Ya want me ta skip 'em for ya too?

Oh, is that what it is? I guess if that's how you want to talk, go for it. But sometimes you'll have to explain it to me.

Nah, they're better when ya get an audience that'll at least crack a smile at 'em. I'll save 'em for others.

Sorry.

No biggie. Plenty of others that'm also skippin' out on, and plenty that'm not.

Well, I'm glad you're happy.

You aren't the worst. Better than the ice goddess. She's a real cold fish when it comes ta jokes.

I like jokes, but I'm not good at puns.

But a lot of 'em use 'em for the punch line!

[not gonna... not gonna... can't help it... SNERK!]

There, ya got that one fine.

That one was easier.

Yup, more of a joke ta that one, with a set up an' everythin'.

Yeah, that one was easy to catch. But when you toss 'em out randomly, it gets confusing.

Usually pick a theme an' run with it, not quite random.

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