panumbra: (Shadow.)
????? ([personal profile] panumbra) wrote in [community profile] thusia2013-05-26 04:04 pm

Maid/Host MINGLE!

Who: Anyone, but especially troublemakers
When: Day 141, late-morning onward
Where: Throughout HQ
What: Community Service

[So just before noon, a simple transformation takes place throughout the HQ.

Residents who have damaged or vandalized the HQ, who have taken part in real fights and caused injuries to their fellow residents, who have brought in live specimens of nature and let them run or grow wild, will find themselves suddenly engulfed in a shadow! When the shadow passes they will find themselves in a maid or butler outfit, generally of good taste, but almost certainly not what they would prefer to be wearing. Each outfit comes with a silvery pin or brooch, with the wearer's transgression engraved on it in a short sentence...

However much they struggle for the first hour or so, the outfit refuses to be removed, shed or torn articles simply dissolving into shadow and reforming prim and proper where they belong. They may find a note in one of the frilly apron pockets or tucked into their vest that reads:]

"It has come to my attention that residents may require a gentle reminder that vandalizing the HQ or harming others should be discouraged. You have been found guilty of one or multiple transgressions and will be asked to perform some community service in an effort to ensure that the reminder stays with you. Please report to the Level 3 kitchens at [YOUR SHIFT] to serve your sentence.

~Selyir"


((ooc: THIS IS A MINGLE FOR THE EVENT. I decided to make is separate in case people wanted to play out reactions to being stuck in a dress. People will also be free to harass servers while they're at work in the next post so it is perfectly fine to hop straight into that one and skip this one.))
aeschyne: (except it smells weird)

[personal profile] aeschyne 2013-05-27 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
It isn't good to hurt someone or kill them. Anyway, it wasn't a fight. I just lost my temper and hit him. So it was wrong.
apriori: (on eBay)

[personal profile] apriori 2013-05-27 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
So a one-sided fight!
aeschyne: (i'm gonna shonen the shit out of you)

[personal profile] aeschyne 2013-05-27 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
No. But whatever you want to call it, I hurt someone who didn't deserve it, so it was wrong.
apriori: (into overhead storage bins.)

[personal profile] apriori 2013-05-27 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
Well if you insist.

[He doesn't see the big deal - true, he's marginally annoyed by this whole situation, but after the suit didn't come off once, he's decided to let it go. He is, however, baffled by one thing:]

...hey, can I ask you something?
aeschyne: (it's like a flat chested girl right)

[personal profile] aeschyne 2013-05-27 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
Huh? Yeah, go ahead...
apriori: (E to the vizzo)

[personal profile] apriori 2013-05-27 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
Why'd you get put in a dress?

[Dresses don't strike him as Emiya things - maybe he's wrong..........]
aeschyne: (i know what a boy is)

[personal profile] aeschyne 2013-05-27 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
... Well, I think wearing the outfit is part of the punishment. It's the same with you, right?
apriori: (e v e n t -- 003)

[personal profile] apriori 2013-05-27 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
Well sure, but I got pants.
aeschyne: (that's impossible!)

[personal profile] aeschyne 2013-05-27 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
That's right... why didn't you get a dress too?
apriori: (I'm one crazy mo-fo)

[personal profile] apriori 2013-05-27 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
[He shrugs]

No clue! What's a skirt feel like, anyways?

[personal profile] aeschyne 2013-05-27 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
Well. I don't really know how to say what it feels like. It just feels like a skirt.
apriori: (Two way bling bling)

[personal profile] apriori 2013-05-27 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
That's unhelpful.

[personal profile] aeschyne 2013-05-27 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
It isn't really an important thing to know anyway, since you're a boy.
apriori: (the margairine of evil)

[personal profile] apriori 2013-05-27 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
[Nope, one track mind, reaching for the hem of the skirt]

You think they'd let us switch for a little bit?
aeschyne: (that's impossible!)

[personal profile] aeschyne 2013-05-27 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
How should I know...?
apriori: (When we could make)

[personal profile] apriori 2013-05-27 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
[WELP, no option but to try, right?! He kicks off his shoes and starts taking off the pants - surprisingly, this time it works]
aeschyne: (WHY AM I YELLING)

[personal profile] aeschyne 2013-05-27 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
Hey! Hey, you can't take those off in public!

[Grabby hands at! No, Kotomine! Bad!]
apriori: (I had to pop a cop)

[personal profile] apriori 2013-05-27 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
I'm wearing underwear, though! Aren't you?

[Holds the pants out to her, 100% unabashed]
aeschyne: (please be patient saber)

[personal profile] aeschyne 2013-05-27 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
That doesn't matter! Go inside right now!

[YOU

GRABBING AND DRAGGING YOU TOWARDS YOUR APARTMENT]
apriori: (Two way bling bling)

[personal profile] apriori 2013-05-27 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
Is it really that big a deal?

[Dragged. also rather confused]
aeschyne: (except it smells weird)

[personal profile] aeschyne 2013-05-27 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
[SLAMS THE DOOR BEHIND THEM]

Obviously it's a big deal to take your clothes off in public. Don't do that where people can see.
apriori: (into overhead storage bins.)

[personal profile] apriori 2013-05-27 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
It isn't like I'm a stripper.

[Holds the pants out again]

Do you want them or not?
aeschyne: (wait... dad is a boy?)

[personal profile] aeschyne 2013-05-27 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
[it's not that shirou doesn't want to object. because she does.

but, well. kotomine. after a while, you just have to be happy that he isn't shanking anyone.

so. taking the pants???]

You have to turn around.
apriori: (You all know that.)

[personal profile] apriori 2013-05-27 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
Sure, okay.

[Casually turns on his heel to look the other way]

Tell me when you're done.
aeschyne: (wait... dad is a boy?)

[personal profile] aeschyne 2013-05-27 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
[god

I guess. I guess we're taking off our maid uniform now. And. Putting on these pants?]

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