Maid/Host MINGLE!

[panumbra]

Who: Anyone, but especially troublemakers
When: Day 141, late-morning onward
Where: Throughout HQ
What: Community Service

[So just before noon, a simple transformation takes place throughout the HQ.

Residents who have damaged or vandalized the HQ, who have taken part in real fights and caused injuries to their fellow residents, who have brought in live specimens of nature and let them run or grow wild, will find themselves suddenly engulfed in a shadow! When the shadow passes they will find themselves in a maid or butler outfit, generally of good taste, but almost certainly not what they would prefer to be wearing. Each outfit comes with a silvery pin or brooch, with the wearer's transgression engraved on it in a short sentence...

However much they struggle for the first hour or so, the outfit refuses to be removed, shed or torn articles simply dissolving into shadow and reforming prim and proper where they belong. They may find a note in one of the frilly apron pockets or tucked into their vest that reads:]

"It has come to my attention that residents may require a gentle reminder that vandalizing the HQ or harming others should be discouraged. You have been found guilty of one or multiple transgressions and will be asked to perform some community service in an effort to ensure that the reminder stays with you. Please report to the Level 3 kitchens at [YOUR SHIFT] to serve your sentence.

~Selyir"


((ooc: THIS IS A MINGLE FOR THE EVENT. I decided to make is separate in case people wanted to play out reactions to being stuck in a dress. People will also be free to harass servers while they're at work in the next post so it is perfectly fine to hop straight into that one and skip this one.))

Comments

[aeschyne]

[god

I guess. I guess we're taking off our maid uniform now. And. Putting on these pants?]

[apriori]

[Being a very good, patient boy!]

Well?

[aeschyne]

Um.

I need a shirt, also.

[apriori]

You can go without.

[a pause]

...just kidding!

[He thinks he's being cute and funny - either way he'll take off his vest and shirt and hold them out, careful not to look]

[aeschyne]

Idiot.

[SHE IS ALSO VERY CAREFUL NOT TO LOOK

putting those on, and then. gingerly trying to hold out her maid outfit without looking. maybe bumping into you while doing this wow good]

[apriori]

[He laughs when she bumps into him and takes the maid outfit.

It doesn't take long for him to realize there was a bit of a miscalculation here. The dress is rather too small for his shoulders and the skirt far too short.

So what does he do? Laugh harder.]

[aeschyne]

What's with you anyway...?

[PUTTING THE SHIRT ON

AND

turning a little bit are you putting your clothes on like a good kotomine?]

[apriori]

It doesn't fit at all!

[Yep, didn't get the sleeves up over his shoulders. Never mind zipping up the rest of the uniform. Yep.]

[aeschyne]

This was a stupid idea in the first place, obviously! Take that off and let's switch back.

[apriori]

Ahh, fine, fine.

[It doesn't take much to take the maid outfit off again. He holds it out for when she's ready to take it]

I don't think that thing suited me at all, anyways.

[aeschyne]

I don't know why you thought it would.

[SO MUCH FROWNING

she kind of liked the butler outfit tho :(]

[apriori]

You never know, right? There are surprising crossdressers on TV all the time back home.

[aeschyne]

That only works with people who are small and cute. You're not either of those things, so it's obviously not going to work.

[PUTTING BACK MAID OUTFIT YOU BETTER NOT HAVE STRETCHED IT]

[apriori]

You can't blame me for trying, it worked on you.

[What does he even mean by this?! Not even he could tell you, honestly.]

[aeschyne]

It didn't. Yours was way too big on me anyway.

[how is this a real conversation though]

[apriori]

[Because Shirous, tbh]

Well still, it was sort of cute.

[aeschyne]

I don't think you know anything about what's cute. [Fluffing her skirt with a huff. God, stupid time-wasting boys.]

[apriori]

Sure I do, it's pretty cute when you get huffy, or when Shinji screams.

[aeschyne]

It's weird if you say another version of yourself is cute in any situation, much less a situation like that. As for Shinji, you shouldn't frighten him, since you're friends.

[apriori]

Oh, I wasn't talking about frightening him.

[aeschyne]

You better not hurt him either, Kotomine. That isn't how you treat someone you care about.

[apriori]

I don't think the sex hurts.

[aeschyne]

... Then why would he be screaming?

[apriori]

Ah... Emiya, you haven't slept with anyone, have you?