Nature Exploration

[fuckingnature]

Who: Mighty Explorers
When: Day 15, All Day
Where: Uncleared areas
What:

[ Who's up for some fun times in nature? ]

[ Oh, and if you're up and out early enough, you may just catch sight of a Lizagon making its way down the big hallway toward the wider open area. A big Lizagon- easily larger than the other ones loitering around this hallway. Its scales have also started changing to a bright, ruby red color, the older green ones shedding off as it walks. ]

[ It doesn't seem to notice you as it passes- it doesn't seem to be stopping for anything in fact. Do you dare follow it? Or are you lucky enough to have decided to go hunting after it passes? ]

Comments

[backinaflash]

Maybe something ate one.

[birdonawire]

In that case, it totally counts as a good deed, right?

[backinaflash]

You totally need to do this.

[BACKING UP TO (RELATIVE) SAFTEY]

[birdonawire]

I'm totally gonna.

—oh right! Zhen Ji, this incredibly dumb idea is dedicated to you. Enjoy.

[PRESS THE ACTION BUTTON]

[fuckingnature]

[ You know that trunk-like worm thing that's still blobbing over in the hallway? ]

[ Half of it just blew up and is now covering the hallway in delicious fatty meat. ]

[ One of those still-green Lizagons that terrorized you in the hallway is also exploding too, from the mess pouring out of a section of vines. ]

[backinaflash]

[LAUGHING SO HARD] Oh man, that's gross.

[birdonawire]

And awesome.

[fuckingnature]

[ Well now that there are clumps of flesh everywhere, that small herd of horse-sized Lizagons is pouring out of the vines, along with several smaller ones to eat the meat. There are also small, monkey-like mammals with porcupine backs climbing out of the vines to swipe up some meat as well. ]

[backinaflash]

[gun readied] Wanna see if we can sneak past them while they're eating?

[birdonawire]

[exploding things ready]

Let's do it.

[backinaflash]

[speeds through, quickly grabbing up whatever worm-meat isn't already being chewed on by something on his way by]

[birdonawire]

[FOLLOWS, LET'S TRY NOT TO GET EATEN]

[fuckingnature]

[ Everything seems too involved in free munchies to notice- go far enough and you'll reach a set of hallways identical to the ones you're familiar with now. Except, you know, nature everywhere. There's also something further ahead... ]

[birdonawire]

[ooh, something. let's check it out]

[backinaflash]

[stuffing the gooshy meat into his bag]

[fuckingnature]

[ You pass openings for two more hallways, identical to the hallway you've been hoboing in for these past few days aside from all of the NATURE everywhere. Ahead of you, you can see... a set of stairs? One leading up, and one leading down, but you can't make out what's up or down. ]

[ That would be because there's a red blobbish looking thing in your way. It's easily 6' in all dimensions and looks like a giant mass of congealed blood really. It's somehow stuck itself in both staircases... ]

[birdonawire]

. . . gross.

[fuckingnature]

[ '-' Blob. ]

[birdonawire]

[. . . pokes it '-']

[backinaflash]

Dude!

[birdonawire]

What? I'm wearing gloves!

[fuckingnature]

[ It ripples a bit like pudding, but the surface doesn't seem sticky... ]

[ If you lean in close enough though, you might notice there's something in its body, closer to the ground. ]

[birdonawire]

[pokes it a few more times— wait]

Hey, what's that?

[fuckingnature]

[ That sure is a half-digested Dumbird floating in there. ]

[backinaflash]

...Okay, this thing just went from gross to grosser.