i-intro

[aeschyne]

Who: Ilya, Shirou, and you
When: Day 103, afternoon
Where: near the shrines
What: DUAL INTRO POST

[There are two girls near the shrines. One of them looks like this and is yelling a lot. The other one looks like this and is also yelling a lot. The second girl is also full of half-healed bite holes from a lizagon.

Do you get involved?]

Comments

[apriori]

Disappointing.

[Holds out his teacup]

Do I want more tea?

[aeschyne]

Asking things in a weird backwards way like that isn't as charming as you think it is. [Grumbling. SOUNDS LIKE SHE'S USED TO IT. Almost like she has experience with Kotomines.]

[apriori]

[no look you want to get him more because he's shaking the cup at you, LOOK JUST DO IT]

[aeschyne]

[Okay, well she is Shirou, so obviously she pours more tea. Although she is clearly displeased with you.]

[apriori]

[He takes the cup back and grins, sipping the fresh tea. Man, it's almost like he's sustained by your exasperation.]

[aeschyne]

[Too bad for you, spending time with Shinji has given me supernatural levels of patience. Guess I will just awkwardly stand here and sip some tea now. Yep.]

[apriori]

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Hey.

[aeschyne]

[Wow dude.]

Hm?

[apriori]

How do you know my dad anyway?

[aeschyne]

It's a long complicated story and I don't feel like telling the whole thing. But in the end, we were enemies. Tohsaka defeated him and killed him, but he caused a lot of trouble.

[apriori]

[Oh, Tohsaka. He frowns, scooting into the corner of the couch with his blanket and his tea]

Gosh, I don't think I like her much.

[aeschyne]

He didn't really seem mad about it. I don't think he cared one way or the other.

[apriori]

He's still my father.

[Also his thing. Not cool, Tohsaka, not cool.]

[aeschyne]

... I don't think so.

[apriori]

We already went over this, didn't we? Are you that forgetful?

[aeschyne]

No. I mean that the Kotomine Kirei from my world isn't your father.

I don't understand it, but you wouldn't be happy if your father died, right?

[apriori]

I don't think so.

[aeschyne]

That person didn't care if he died, and he wouldn't care if anyone else died either. You obviously aren't that terrible, even if you're a bad person. So probably the Kotomine Kirei from your world is different, right?

[apriori]

I still don't think I like Tohsaka.

[aeschyne]

She probably doesn't like you either.

[apriori]

Well that sounds fair, at least.

[studies tea. studies Shirou. B( He's fairly sure he doesn't dislike your tea. That's. That's something.]

[aeschyne]

[You like me. This was inevitable, really. Kotomines and Emiyas and such.]

Even if she's an unreasonable person, she is usually fair, I think.

[apriori]

[hooollldds out his cup again. OwO Yes, good Emiya, best Emiya, he doesn't like that people mix them up, but you're still a good Emiya.]

[aeschyne]

Are you that thirsty?

[Can't even really pretend to sound annoyed, though. Serving tea? Feeding people? Yes, this makes Shirou happy. You are a good Kotomine. Shirou will pour you some more tea, and then she will sit next to you on the couch.]

[apriori]

It's just that it tastes good. That's all.