i-intro

[aeschyne]

Who: Ilya, Shirou, and you
When: Day 103, afternoon
Where: near the shrines
What: DUAL INTRO POST

[There are two girls near the shrines. One of them looks like this and is yelling a lot. The other one looks like this and is also yelling a lot. The second girl is also full of half-healed bite holes from a lizagon.

Do you get involved?]

Comments

[apriori]

Well that sounds fair, at least.

[studies tea. studies Shirou. B( He's fairly sure he doesn't dislike your tea. That's. That's something.]

[aeschyne]

[You like me. This was inevitable, really. Kotomines and Emiyas and such.]

Even if she's an unreasonable person, she is usually fair, I think.

[apriori]

[hooollldds out his cup again. OwO Yes, good Emiya, best Emiya, he doesn't like that people mix them up, but you're still a good Emiya.]

[aeschyne]

Are you that thirsty?

[Can't even really pretend to sound annoyed, though. Serving tea? Feeding people? Yes, this makes Shirou happy. You are a good Kotomine. Shirou will pour you some more tea, and then she will sit next to you on the couch.]

[apriori]

It's just that it tastes good. That's all.

[aeschyne]

Yeah, although this place seems to have a lot of weird plants, the tea is good. I guess I'll have to learn to cook again, though.

[apriori]

Again?

[cooking. cooking. yes good. good emiya, best emiya, do you all cook? he is totally okay with cooking. even if you insulted his dad, he'll watch you cook and then pour hot oil on your head. yes, good, perfect. he sort of leans in closer.]

[aeschyne]

[I guess I would probably be weirded out by you leaning closer if I was a person who noticed that kind of thing ever. But no. Just going to totally allow that invasion of personal space, because what is noticing things?]

Right. Well, since this is another world, and all the animals and plants are different, cooking things is going to be different too, right? It's not like I know how to cook up a dragon or anything.

[apriori]

You should try cooking dog.

[yes. yes best advice.]

[aeschyne]

I'm pretty sure there are better things to cook around here.

[apriori]

Snakes! Roots, seeds, spiders...

[And he flops against her, forehead against her shoulder, a little worn out from getting worked up. And he giggles again, a tiny little noise that's oddly excitable]

[aeschyne]

[Huh. You flopping is kind of weird, but Shirou isn't going to object or anything. You're probably really sick, so it would be rude to punch you in the face, right.]

I've seen birds around. And there's fruit too. Seeds are okay, but I'm not going to cook spiders. They'd taste terrible anyway.

[apriori]

[Yes he's super sick and also super confused that your chest is a little squishy. Girls are super weird.]

They're okay. You might as well kill them, anyways!

[aeschyne]

[...

Did you just

are you

did you just touch my boobs]

Uh.

[apriori]

[Well yeah, they're right there]

[no_hero]

[so sometimes, Kiritsugu can be a ninja in his approach, so coming up from the side to yank KotoShirou by his collar, mostly in a way to pull him away from the other Shirou but also possibly to block view of a gun to the back of his head]

Don't touch her.

[aeschyne]

[Yanking your hands off her boobs, wow! And blushing. Oh no, Dad saw a boy touching her boobs. Probably he'll be able to discern that she's a girl, which is weird. Oh no. Oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no fuck fuck]

Are you serious?! It's common sense that you can't touch those!

[apriori]

[He gives a little 'OOF' as Kiritsugu yanks him away, though there's less anger and more entertainment. Gosh, you guys are being funny about this]

Well I don't know anything about girls.

[no_hero]

Then we'll lay down some rules.

Don't touch her or Ilya, or I'll invite Yukari over to play with you since you're clearly bored.

Sound fair?

[aeschyne]

Something like that is obviously weird even if you did it to a boy. Jeez, even if that priest is your father, haven't you learned anything about how to act?

[apriori]

[8( ugh dat bitch, this is less fun now. He heaves a sigh and frowns]

Won't I be here longer if she hurts me?

[no_hero]

[glancing over to girl-Shirou for a moment]

... all the more reason you should follow the rules, if you don't want to be here.

[aeschyne]

[no don't look at me I'm embarrassed

ugh dad probably thinks I'm a tool now

awkwardly crossing arms and frowning]

[apriori]

[dear girl-self, you are a tool]

I guess I can do that...