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[despotic]

Who: EMPEROR panstless SABER AND YOU!
When: Day 72, early afternoon
Where: idk the common area, or w/e
What: IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT.

Since the recent events have been so lively I have taken it upon myself to make this announcement. Yes, listen and listen well it is not often that an emperor will address you so directly. But if you wish to express honor at being on the receiving end of my words then that is well and fine. Yes, in fact it is even the optimal response!

Perhaps you have felt pathetic and weak against adversity! Or you have been beaten and left to die in a ditch at any point in your life! There is even the likely possibility that the fact that you are absolutely useless!

Never fear! Even those who have zero talent and zero strengths and zero positive traits can improve themselves! Yes. If I lend you my aid then you will become more than nothing. Bask in my generosity and let us begin improvement!

Comments

[despotic]

I would be glad to give you my advice, Master.

[thankyouverymooch]

I'm not sure I'm ready to have me punch me yet, so how about we have a much lighter conversation instead...?

There's something I want you to teach me about.

[despotic]

I will contain my fists for you! What would you like to be taught?

[thankyouverymooch]

I knew I could count on you...!

Then I'd like to you to teach me how you and your people used to have fun.

[despotic]

. . . there are a variety of ways, truly. I, myself, was a fan of the arts and sporting events.

[thankyouverymooch]

Mmmmh... then how about it? Let's try arts together...?

[despotic]

-- yes! The answer is absolutely yes! Have you ever had a hand in theater? Do not worry if you have not! It all comes from the heart and soul, of course. The muses bless those with true passion!

[thankyouverymooch]

Not really, no. But I do have plenty of passion...!

[despotic]

I am an expert at theater. If you follow my lead then nothing short of miraculous will occur.

[thankyouverymooch]

So are we going to write a play, or just act in one...?

[despotic]

Perhaps we should do both! Complete creative control!

[thankyouverymooch]

[ laughing at that ]

Why not! So what should we write? An epic tale of adventures...? Or maybe something romantic.