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[despotic]

Who: EMPEROR panstless SABER AND YOU!
When: Day 72, early afternoon
Where: idk the common area, or w/e
What: IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT.

Since the recent events have been so lively I have taken it upon myself to make this announcement. Yes, listen and listen well it is not often that an emperor will address you so directly. But if you wish to express honor at being on the receiving end of my words then that is well and fine. Yes, in fact it is even the optimal response!

Perhaps you have felt pathetic and weak against adversity! Or you have been beaten and left to die in a ditch at any point in your life! There is even the likely possibility that the fact that you are absolutely useless!

Never fear! Even those who have zero talent and zero strengths and zero positive traits can improve themselves! Yes. If I lend you my aid then you will become more than nothing. Bask in my generosity and let us begin improvement!

Comments

[autorejoin]

…I think you need to work on the "inspirational" part of your speech.

[thankyouverymooch]

[ oh you. laughing, then clapping his hands for her ]

Now that was some announcement.

[luxuresombre]

[this is her not being impressed . . . ]

Funny. I don't feel like expressing honor, for some reason.

[unwieldyfate]

......

[keymash]

Well, I'm convinced.

[dasschlechtende]

. . .

[goldntriggers]

[unsure how to deal with you]

...

[bornwithhorns]

[Such a moving announcement...]

You'll help anybody?

[pencilpremonition]

[Becca blinks a few times, having to seriously think this over. Being spoken down to? But improvement lessons. But that level of arrogance and patronising dismissiveness. But...]

[Remember Shadow. Remember Dante. Yep, decision made.]

[So, Emperor, here is one girl, coming up to a respectful distance and dropping to the floor to bow. Fuck dignity, this is some useful shit you are offering, and if it takes kissing up, then let's roll with that.]

Uhm. Honoured and...all that. Yeah. I'm not the greatest with words. But uh. Please?