thusia | (no subject)

[honey]

Kiritsugu.

[what?]

Yukari.

All you have to do is look vaguely disappointed. Trust me.

...

[I will have to consider this. also are you still facepetting or...?]

[yes gosh

also considering just kinda maybe

leaning in and nuzzling a bit

hello I don't respect personal boundaries even when i'm not drunk as balls]

[thaaat's okay. just kind of absentmindedly headpats when she does that]

It's something to consider.

[oh my god cracking up]

What a delightful moral quandary this is. Hypothetically, Kiritsugu, what would you do if you really wanted to feel someone up, and figured you could probably get away with it because they are very drunk, but they weren't really otherwise interested in you?

[. . . what is this question.]

I wouldn't.

[fff]

Do you even ever want to feel people up?

[Yukari, please]

I am still human and it is a basic instinct.

But when you're raised by a woman descended from succubi, that tends to desensitize enough after teenage hormones die down.

I spend plenty of time with succubi and the like, and I'm still quite sensitized, thank you.

[just kind of vaguely half-laughing. not for any particular reason. just because drunk.]

Do we need to have the youkai versus human conversation once more?

Oh, shut up.

[yes but what happens if I start kissing your neck]

[well... it does get him to shut up for a moment.]

[sweet you're the best

gonna keep at it]

[there is that vague notion that maybe this isn't something he should allow...

but can't really object against it since it does feel nice, n e g l]

[huff. this sucks because Yukari pretty much totally wants to bang him, but probably if she does he will mope forever and ever about how he cheated on his wife

but on the other hand

nnngh

nope nope nope gotta do something. Yukari is in the weird state of being drunk but somehow still Yukari enough to calculate that this is a bad idea

but also drunk enough to think that just being mature about it would be super. boring.

and so:]

I love you, Kiritsugu.

[and this is why you will never know about Maiya.

there is a bit of a dazed moment of silence at that.

... but then plucking out a flower from her hair]

Don't lie.

[snickering a bit]

There's a difference between a lie and a joke.

For instance, that was hilarious. Thus qualifying it as a joke. See?

You're really not that funny, either.

[pulling anooother from her hair]

You're funny, though.

[that's okay you can have her flowers

just gonna feel you up a bit if you don't mind

hey kiritsugu are you ticklish]

[not. very. but also hasn't been felt up a lot in the past... well. long while, so starts a bit and pushes at her some]

Yukari.

[LOL

letting you push her away, laughing]

Aaah. I really do want you, you know, Kiritsugu.

Get in line.

[should probably safety distance.

... except nope. effort would be needed]

[again, lol]

Waiting in line isn't really my style, particularly if I'm going to be refused when I get to the front anyway.

Being a naturally benevolent person, I just think it's best to get all my cards on the table as far as that's concerned.